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Here Thar Be Sarpents, Main Page

Offensiveness: Relative scale: 3/10. (Based on my writing. 1 is a a daily blog, 10 is slasher porn.)
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Skip the warnings if you don't want any spoilers!

Mild violence and pain, semi-explicit sexual activity, some mild horror elements.

  Here Thar Be Sarpents, Part One
 
Here Thar Be Sarpents, Part Two
 
Here Thar Be Sarpents, Part Discussion

This is a story I wrote for one of my creative writing classes in College.  The date on the story was 3-16-93, for the last revision. I've fixed a few typos and rewritten most of the conclusion, though the basic events are unchanged. More on this on the Discussion page.

This tale is set in the modern day, and is technically a horror story, though it's more of a weird fiction tale.  But that's true for most of my work. The main characters are Julie, and Robert, her new boyfriend, who is a lot weirder than he at first seems.

Check out the Discussion page after you read it for more notes on everything and reader feedback.

 

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