This page formerly contained numerous disgusting and unlikely sexual acts, most of them insulting, injurious to both partners, and frequently illegal.  After some months of listing the page and occasionally adding new suggestions from readers, I have decided that it's not material I want to host on my website, and have removed it.

If you want to read about "Blumpkins" and "Donkey Punches" and "Jelly Donuts" and the "Dirty Sanchez," along with dozens of other such things of very dubious reality, there are numerous sites with their own lists of such unlikely and generally illegal acts.

I do not recommend following any of the following links.

• Rotten.com's Rolodex of Love

• SubGenius

• GetOffended

All site content copyright "Flux" (Eric Bruce), 2002-2007.