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Online Comics Review

Read any online comics?  I read several every day, and another dozen or so occasionally, and enjoy them quite a bit.  There are literally thousands of strips available online, and if you look around some you are guaranteed to find one you'll enjoy.

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One of earliest ideas I had for content on this site (long before any work on it was actually begun) was to do an online comics review.  Back then (1998ish?) there didn't seem to be that many comics, and having a short review of most of them wasn't out of the question.  However by the time I actually got around to doing this site, and then starting on this comics review page, the concept of a comprehensive review of all online comics was laughable. (Yes, that's a pun.  You have to watch it around here, I leave them all over, like bear traps.)

There may be a site that's got nothing but links to online comics, with capsule reviews of them, but if so I've not seen it.  In any event, there are now hundreds, possibly even thousands of online comics, and just keeping accurate links for a majority of them would be impossible.  Much less doing any interesting discussion or review of them.

So this page will just have a few comics linked to and described in semi-brief fashion: well known comics, important comics, my favorite comics, or some combination of those types.

These are primarily online comics.  Not ones you can see in the newspaper every day, though some (likely ones I enjoy) may be seen weekly, but probably just in alternative press or small magazines. Also these tend to be offbeat or original concepts.  I wouldn't bother to discuss Garfield or Beetle Bailey or Dagwood, even if they weren't in the paper, just since they are so mainstream and commercialized.

The ratings are on a 1-10 scale and are totally subjective.  Often it's very difficult to rate art quality, since the artist's style will change.  Almost all strips, online and newspaper look very different 5 years after they start, with more refined characters, usually requiring fewer lines.  Most improve artistically, and often the artist will learn new skills, and start using more color or depth or shading.

  • Color: Are the strips in color.  Many strips have Sundays in color, or spot color for special event comics. Objective.
  • Frequency: How often a new strip goes up.  Objective.
  • Art Quality: Is it well drawn, for what it is?  Some strips mean to be sloppy looking, or futuristic looking, or impressionistic, this isn't a comparison to a photograph contest. Somewhat subjective.
  • Humor: Does it make me laugh, or at least seem that it would be funny to most readers.  Entirely subjective.
  • Overall: How good is the whole package, art, plot, characters, humor, etc.  This may even include site features besides just the strip, for example if there are daily blogs.  Entirely subjective.

If you want to waste your time trying to sway my infallible judgment on a comic I like or dislike, or suggest others comics that are worthy of immortalization on this page, let me know.

My Favorites

 

Color: Sundays
Frequency: Daily
Art Quality: 7
Humor: 6
Overall: 9.5
Sluggy Freelancer -- The best online comic (that I know of). Sluggy has great, wildly-inventive and clever plots that often span weeks or months of daily comics, continuing character development, consistency, humor, originality, and plenty of other good site content.  It's not one you'll appreciate so much just seeing it a couple of times a week; you need to read every day to keep up with the plot, and to get into it for the first time you should read 6 or 8 months back, so you'll know the characters and get the jokes.  Often there aren't any jokes or punchlines, just story or action (which isn't a complaint, but I don't have a plot/action rating), so the humor score is lower for that reason.

 

Color: Always
Frequency: 3x a week
Art Quality: 8
Humor: 6.5
Overall: 7.5
Penny Arcade -- Penny Arcade is somewhat similar to User Friendly, in that there is a definite theme and target audience for it.  Not that it's really targeted for anything, since it's done by two young guys who don't seem to have that level of a clue, and wouldn't embrace it if they did, but the comic is wildly popular among gamers, especially younger male ones.  I enjoy it, I check it out 3x a week, and generally at least one a week is funny, with maybe 2 or 3 a month being really LOL. There seems to be a strong gender and generational bias for this strip, since women I've asked are very indifferent towards it, and older people don't like it at all.  There are long blog type articles 3 days a week as well, and these are usually full of console gaming chat, but often have good links and some good writing as well. The art is excellent, very stylistic and colorful.

 

 

Color: Sunday
Frequency: Daily
Art Quality: 7
Humor: 7.5
Overall: 7
PvP Online -- Perhaps the most popular online comic in terms of sheer number of viewers, and it's slick and well done, but not nearly as funny as it was in the first year or two. It's grown much too polished and corporate, with very little you couldn't see in any newspaper strip.  It's become basically Dilbert set in a gaming magazine, though less inventive, and far less funny. Scott Kurtz, the author/artist, originally started off doing comics set in or based on the world of Ultima Online, and if you ever find those early strips, devour them, as they were among the funniest cartoons I've ever seen.  They were very inside, you had to be playing UO, or at least aware of the bugs and exploits and such to get them, but if you did they were hysterical, and very clever.  Occasionally a PvP strip or week will appear that's as good and fresh as those old ones, but seldom.

He's also doing strips for Gamespy and a couple of other sites, as well as PVP comic books, and while I applaud him earning a living from the strip, it seems he's spread too thin.  Coming up with one good and funny strip a day is something that about 20 people on earth can do; when you throw in comic books, bonus strips, and more, there's just so many good, funny ideas about the same relatively limited characters, to go around.  It's not surprising he's so often stuck with nothing more than yet another unfunny Star Wars quote for a punch line.

This review has been amended in October 2002, since the last few months of PVP have been much improved.  It's still a bit too mainstream, but there have been a few week-long stories that have really packed a punch.  The whole Graphamaximo thing was brilliant, and Kurtz isn't unaware of the occasional critical sentiments.

 

Color: Always
Frequency: Near-daily
Art Quality: 3
Humor: 8.5
Overall: 7
Pentasmal -- A mixed bag.  I hardly look at this one anymore, but I highly recommend the first few months of it.  The guy doing it was like 14 at the time, which is amazing given the maturity and cleverness of the early strips.  Very simple art and characters, just two of them talking in most early strips, but a very high percentage of the early ones were tremendously funny, in their abstract, nihilistic, slapstick violence way.  The art is hard to rate, it's very rough and sparse, especially early on, but that's perfect for the strips.  Sluggy quality art wouldn't work as well with the short, conversation-driven humor, but I guess that rating is somewhat on eye candy equivalent, so we must be harsh.

 

Color: None
Frequency: Weekly
Art Quality: 7
Humor: 7
Overall: 6
Bob the Angry Flower -- I like this one more than I probably should, since it's just a weekly comic that's in various obscure news papers, there are zero other site features (other than seldom-updated annotated strips) and it's seldom funny. But I like the comic book-esque style of it, and occasionally there's a good one.  Plus it's weekly and totally non-persistent, so there's like no pressure if you miss one and no story lines to worry about forgetting.

 

Color: Yes
Frequency: Weekly
Art Quality: 8
Humor: 4
Overall: 8
This Modern World -- This one is published in some hundreds of publications, but the website has recently added a daily blog sorta news thing, which generally has some pretty good info, stuff you'll never see on mainstream/right wing news.  The comic is frequently brilliant.  Not really funny, unless it's in a "laugh through the sickening realization of how fucked we all are" way, similar to what you get reading Harper's Index.  The art is impossible to rate, since it's so stylistic, using real pictures that are sort of digitized, or else 50's looking characters, but it's totally unique at least.  And anyway, the art is 99% of the time just talking heads, with the words being the meat of the strip.

 

Color: Nope
Frequency: Weekly
Art Quality: 6
Humor: 7
Overall: 6
The K Chronicles -- Another one somewhat like BtAF, where I like it more than I think I should. It's not really very funny or clever that often, but I like that it's sort of a different PoV, black-centric or whatever you want to call it, and the real life basis for most of the strips is cool.  It's not really a web comic either, as it's published on Salon, but also in lots of independent newspapers.

 

Color: Sometimes
Frequency: God knows
Art Quality: 2 to 8
Humor: 3
Overall: 6
Wendy Comic -- I don't even know how to rate this one.  I used to enjoy the old Wendy comic, but that was half because it had hot chicks in bikinis, in very surreal story lines. That strip seems to hardly ever be updated anymore, and now there's a bunch of pr0n Wendy strips that aren't really that hot, other porno hentai strips that are loosely affiliated with Wendy (that I've never seen), a Cute Wendy that's like childish versions of the characters with lower quality art work, and lots of broken links.  If you go look, good luck.

 

Color: Often
Frequency: Deceased
Art Quality: 4
Humor: 8
Overall: 7
Space Moose -- Inactive for about three years, but this one in its heyday (which was over before I ever heard of it) was amazing. Not such a great strip, but the sheer amount of obscenity it got away with, and the amount of people it pissed off make it well worth a look now, even if you hate it.  This is definitely an acquired taste, you have to be pretty free and easy about shit, insult jokes, gay porn, Star Trek, and anything "politically correct" to read the archives.  I couldn't stand it the first half dozen times I looked at the site, but once you get into the characters, and see that it's about a nihilistic asshole, and is often showing his actions from his PoV, you can see the humor and societal analysis in it.  Or not.  I'm far from approving of or enjoying every cartoon, and that's the point; you aren't supposed to sympathize or agree with or enjoy them all, Space is an unreliable and unlikable narrator, and most people are so conditioned to having the main character be a good guy they are supposed to like and agree with that they can't adapt.

There are extensive annotations and colored comics, and some other amusing site stuff as well, for bonus points. Check out the controversy pages with the absolute shit storms the artist weathered after enraging Christians, feminists, and just about every other easily-riled group. Antlers of the Damned, and the accompanying controversy page, are required reading.

 

Color: Sunday
Frequency: Daily
Art Quality: 10
Humor: 8
Overall: 7
Non Sequitor -- This strip is in newspapers, and thank god for that, since it's about the funniest one there most of the time.  However you can see every strip on the website, as well as bonus extra features, unexpurgated cartoons, rough sketches, etc. I love the strip's humor, and the actual artwork is great also, there is such personality in the characters, human and animal. Makes me wish for some higher quality images that could be made into wallpapers. If you don't see it in your paper the website is highly-recommended.

 

 

Color: Nope
Frequency: 3-5 per week
Art Quality: 6
Humor: 9
Overall: 7
Tom Toles -- A newspaper political cartoonist, he's listed here since I don't see him in the paper here, and every one of his comics goes up online.  The site is nothing but his strips; it's just his syndicate posting them online, so the entire score is based on the comics.

He's relatively left wing, but not always.  Mostly he's got a very clever eye for comedy and absurdity in society and politics, and I enjoy reading his work.

 

Doonesbury -- No rating since virtually everyone can see it in the paper, but the website has some really nice features, including searchable archives for every Doonesbury strip ever, as well as early work by Trudeau from his college days, and lots of extras.  A brilliant political strip, usually, and it's quite interesting to read archived ones from 10 or 20 years ago, seeing the scandals and social satire from the time.

 

 

Color: Always
Frequency: Often
Art Quality: 8
Humor: seldom
Overall: 9.5
Electric Sheep -- More of an entertainment or stories site than a comic site.  The entertainment is in comics, but they are long stories told with animated pictures, more like graphic novels.  Very weird and often powerful stories; Spiders one has gotten some attention, since it's set in Afghanistan in present day, in an alternate world.  It's amazing. Apocamon is one of the single best things on the entire Internet, and Delta Thrives is brilliance.  The only thing that holds back a 10 is the months between updates.

 

Dilbert -- I read it in the paper, not online, but if you don't see it in the newspaper then it's worth seeking out online, and you can even get the strip sent daily via email.  The site is well done, lots of extras, and Dilbert has had an internet presence and email newsletter for many years, since long before most of us were aware of such things.  The strip I think is very funny, I laugh at most of them, and it's got a lot of surreal elements, it's not just a parody of idiot bosses, as you might think if you were a casual reader.  Phil, Prince of Insufficient Light, the trolls that run accounting, Catbert "a typical cat, in the sense that he looks cute but he doesn't care if you live or die." is evil and furry, Elbonia land of pigs and perpetual waist-deep mud; all are very clever and funny.

Second Tier

These you and everyone else might like more than me, but that's why it's my list.

 

Color: Seldom
Frequency: Near daily
Art Quality: 6
Humor: 5
Overall: 5
Goats -- I don't see it that often, but when I do and read a couple of weeks at a time, there are always funny ones in the bunch, and it's surreal enough to hold my interest, in short bursts anyway.  The cartoon has a very interesting artistic style, 3d and rounded, with huge limpid eyes and nice shading, though the boys are hard to tell from the girls. I'm sure some people love it.

 

Color: Nope
Frequency: Weekly
Art Quality: 3
Humor: 7
Overall: 5
Redmeat -- I seldom read it, but it's certainly a strip to check out if you want to find links to send your friends that will shock and horrify them.  Especially if they are handicapped with worthless things like human decency or compassion or taste.  Some are pretty damn funny though, in a sort of dead-baby-joke fashion.

It's hard to judge the art objectively, since there are about 5 characters, and they appear in the exact same pose every cartoon I've ever seen, with only their words changing.  It works well enough for what it does, I suppose, but it's not like anyone will ever look just for the graphics.

Inexplicably Popular

 

Color: Sunday, barely
Frequency: daily
Art Quality: 2
Humor: 2
Overall: 2
User Friendly -- This one is a total mystery to me, as I've never known anyone who didn't think it utterly sucked, I've never spoken to anyone who read it regularly (there may be some overlap in those survey groups), and yet it's apparently hugely popular.  It's hard to imagine that the geek elements and Linux theme is enough to keep anyone reading it, but that certainly fuels the stereotype of nerds having horrible senses of humor.

The animation is awful (it's an ugly Bloom County rip off; compare to SinFest, which is good Bloom County rip off art), two-dimensional, and in fact it's actively ugly.  Not just poorly-drawn, it's outright ugly, and extremely amateurish in appearance.  The writing is dire, there's maybe one semi-laugh bi-weekly, there's no sympathy for any of the idiot characters, it rips off other comics for ideas and characters... I could go on and on.  Most bad comics are just bad, you look once and forget them.  User Friendly somehow rises out of the tar pit of forgettable crap, and achieves a higher level of awfulness, where you don't just dislike it, but are actually angered and perplexed by it, especially by its apparently massive following.

Possibly it's the sort of thing you need to read a lot of to get into, which I think is true of Sluggy.com as well, however with that it looks like there's something worth getting into as you are getting into it.  I first visited User Friendly years ago, with every intention of liking it, since I'd heard of it, that it was funny and popular with computer geeks.  I read a few months of archives, and then hit it near-daily for weeks, wondering the whole time what I wasn't getting, and when it would become funny to me.  I could see the jokes that were trying to be made, and that the characters if better drawn (figuratively and literally) could be interesting or cute, but it just had such an overall vibe of sloppiness and amateurism, without any real feeling of driving talent behind it, that I gave up on acquiring that taste.

 

Color: Nope
Frequency: Near daily
Art Quality: 8
Humor: 2
Overall: 3
Sin Fest -- I feel guilty about putting this one into the same category with dreck like User Friendly, but when I read Sin Fest I tend to go like there'll be a test on the next 250 of them and I've got 5 minutes to cram for it.  Much of the action, attitude, and one main character is so directly copied from Blood County that it's distracting to me, since I loved that cartoon, though it's been gone longer than the humor from Garfield.  Sin Fest has sweeping concepts to it, morality and weird performances by God and Satan, and seems imaginative, but it's virtually never funny, and I don't enjoy it on any level.

I'd put it as a second tier cartoon, but I hear people all the time say how much they like it, so it goes from mediocrity to inexplicably popular. This world is hard and cruel.

Artistic Achievements

Demian 5 -- A very freaky story in comic form, with lots of weird sex, full frontal male nudity, penis size issues, and brilliant artwork and color. I can't really recommend it unless you have the time (an hour or so) to sit and read the whole thing, since there's no real strip by strip pay off, it's more of an, "I must see where the hell this acid trip ends up."  I don't regret spending the time to read it, since it's definitely given me some thoughts about it since then, but if you want a warm happy feeling and a light chuckle, seek elsewhere.

Leisure Town -- I want to like it, but it's usually just too weird and the individual stories just go on and on, without any humor or joy to leaven them, though there are usually pay offs as you go.  The art is composed of weird, bright shiny plastic models digitally inserted into real world photographs, and it's a very unsettling visual state, always seeming on the verge of action figure porn.

Comics Links

The Comic Journal -- It's what it sounds like, a site with lots of comics news.  (Okay, that's not exactly what it sounds like, but it's close enough.) Their 2001 Comics Review is good, much like this page but with a lot more obscure artistic type strips, and nothing so petty and qualitative as numerical ratings.  Not many of them are fun to read, but they do look pretty.

Keenspot -- This is the sort of page that makes you instantly realize how hopeless the concept of a comprehensive web comic overview is.  They host must be 50+ comics, most of them daily, and none of them any that I've ever read enough to get into.  I've looked at maybe 10 or 15 of them, and Pentasmal is one of them, but I liked it long before Keenspot hosting came along.

Gamespy Comics -- Much like Keenspot, but with less variety, and always dripping the slightly-rank oil that befouls all Gamespy properties.  It's mostly leftovers from PvP and PA, along with a few other semi-gaming related strips I've never taken any real notice of. It's perhaps fitting that the two least interesting characters in PvP had their own strip on Gamespy for a while.

WebComics.com -- Keenspot, only more so.  I don't know any of the comics they host, but my god there are a lot of them.  Nearly 200 by my quick count.  Some have to be good, but I certainly don't have the interest to slog through and find them.

Comics.com -- This is a commercial site, United Media, so everything here you'll see in the newspaper. Or not, being as there seem to be about 500 "professional" comics, and maybe 30 or 50 in the daily paper in most cities, and far fewer than that on Sundays.

Ucomics.com -- Another commercial syndicate site, with various cartoons you'll see in the newspaper.  Most of these commercial sites have limited archives, going back perhaps two weeks or a month, and they tend to only show the comics a week after newspaper publication, or at least a day late.

 

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