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Team America
his one is hard to score, since it's a puppet movie that lampoons every Bruckheimer-esque action film ever made, as well as the fact that it's actually a movie starring puppets. Marionettes, to be more specific. Made by Matt and Trey of South Park fame, Team America is awesomely-obscene, completely ridiculous, and frequently hilarious. It's also rather challenging to get into, since you have to just buy into the fact that they're puppets, on visible strings, on sets that are obviously about two feet high. It took me a while, and I was bored early on with all of the exposition and such, but I began to enjoy the movie halfway through, and I laughed a lot during the last half hour.

This is one that's either going to work for you, or not, without a lot of middle ground. I can see watching this one a few times and liking it more each time, as it gets easier and easier to suspend my disbelief and astonishment. And I can also imagine a person making it through ten minutes before storming away and cursing about it being the stupidest movie he/she has ever seen.

To the scores:

Team America, 2004
Script/Story: 6
Acting/Casting: 5
Action: 8
Humor: 7
Horror: NA
Eye Candy: 6
Fun Factor: 4
Replayability: 6
Overall: 6

Team America is stupid, awesomely so, but that's all intentional. Every character is a broadly-drawn stereotype taken straight from other cheesy action movies, and almost every event is much the same. The titular Team America chases comically-cliche terrorists and blows up most of the world's major landmarks in their efforts to stop the WMD-packing, bearded, turban-wearing bad guys. In every case, as they stand in the smoking ruins of Paris, or beside the rubble heaps they reduced the Sphinx and Pyramids to, they give each other high fives and celebrate, with no remorse, regret, or even any comprehension of what they're doing.

The whole film is satire, often going way past the level you expect it to reach, and it's brilliant, in a way. Really, it gets funnier the more I think about it, as stuff that was just "WTF?" inducing at the time seems clever and subversive in retrospect. It's really hard to suspend your disbelief and get into the film though, and the frequent jokes about the puppets are either hilarious, or off-putting. Several scenes show them in the real world, where they are obviously about one foot high, riding around in toy cars and such. I was surprised that no shot ever featured a puppet getting stuck on something, or hit by a car, and yanking one of the puppeteers down from above and right into the model of an Egyptian town, or Team America's secret base inside Mount Rushmore. That's about the only thing they could have done to further lampoon the technology of their own film, but I guess even they thought it would be going too far.

If I ever get around to watching this one again I'll post an update to say if it was hilarious and perfect the second time, or even harder to enjoy. I'm actually sort of curious how I'll react, since this one definitely grew on me over time, and it seems funnier every time I think back on it.

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