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Halo: The Movie
movie version of popular Xbox game Halo isn't due out for years yet, but it's been much in the news, largely thanks to Peter Jackson, and I suspect I will talk about it again. Hence this page, which will house such blog entries, and eventually a full review of the film.

 

October 6, 2005

Peter Jackson and Halo: the Movie?

It sounds like an outtake from one of Bill Gates' most vivid fantasies, or a headline you'd see as it was uploaded at 11:59pm, on March 31st, but no, it's real. PJ and his partner/collaborator Fran Walsh are going to be executive producers on the upcoming Halo movie. What does that mean, exactly?

"As a gaming fan, I'm excited to bring Halo's premise, action and settings to the screen with all the specificity and reality today's technology can provide," said Jackson. "Fran and I are intrigued by the unique challenges this project offers, and we're delighted to be working again with our friends at Universal, and with our new ones at Fox and Microsoft. I'm a huge fan of the game and look forward to helping it come alive on the cinema screen."

This marks the first time Jackson and Walsh's have provided such services in a film Jackson isn't physically directing. Throughout production, the duo will provide creative counsel on the film via WingNut Films, and Weta Digital and Weta Workshop (the companies who worked on Lord of the Rings) will develop Halo's creatures, miniatures and visual effects. Seeing as how Jackson's set up shop in the heart of New Zealand, it comes as little surprise Halo itself will actually be shot entirely in Wellington, NZ.

This is a good thing for video game movies in general, and a terrific thing for Halo itself, but should the rest of us care? I've played and enjoyed Halo, but only in death matches with some friends, and honestly, if there's any more plot to it than "Space Marines battle various alien monsters." I didn't see any sight of it in my death-matching. It's far from an original premise, and results can vary wildly; compare Aliens and Starship Troopers, for instance; the best action/scifi movie ever, and the worst, at least in my viewing experience. (Many people, Malaya among them, say that Battlefield Earth was the worst, but I've never seen it, and honestly have difficulty conceiving of a movie worse than Starship Troopers.)

However, it's entirely possible that the single player Halo and Halo 2 unveil a complicated and intelligent mythology, with characters more interesting than "guy with gun." If so, perhaps some of that will show up in the film; after all, Aliens was brilliant due to the writing and the characters; the plot helps, but it's largely beside the point. We just enjoy watching interesting characters fight (a losing battle) for their lives. At this point that formula has been ripped off so often that its lost a lot of its potential potency, but maybe they've got something clever in mind for Halo that will give it more appeal than past video game movie flops like House of the Dead and Wing Commander, and future flops like Doom.

 

Comments from the above post:

Unlike most FPS videogames, Halo actually has a rich, engrossing storyline that is awash with complex characters, interesting relationships between those characters, and a surprising amount of historical and mythological references.

If you want to look at all the research that fans have done relating to the Halo story, I can highly recommend.

http://halosm.bungie.org/story/news.html.

#: 10:31 AM posted by Marty

 

Yeah, the plot holes were ridiculous. Don't be such an art major, Marty.

Rich and complex? Faceless cyborg (or whatever) goes to a ringworld, fights a bunch of aliens, everything blows up, only cyborg guy escapes alive. Halo isn't that big on character development...

#: 10:34 AM posted by KD

 

Halo has a deeper story than, say, Doom. And if that can get made into a movie, why the hell not Halo I guess?

Regardless, it will do fantastically. Even I will likely see it now at least to see what WETA can do.

Even without that, it would have done well. Halo's prime audience is college males. Particularly the ones who like to angrily shoot things and aren't the most discerning in tastes. These people would buy enough movie tickets because they "loved that AWESOME Halo game".

As far as the game itself.. Well, it wasn't terrible. For a console FPS it was one of the better. And it had quite a nice score, which I could see making it into the movie.

#: 12:09 PM posted by Vamino

 

Oh god, not another big movie being made in New Zealand. I'm already sick of them.

Btw, as others have commented, ST wasn't supposed to be a serious movie. This should have been particularly obvious in the way that Rico gets promoted so quickly, compared to the idealism of the real world where people who get promoted earn it etc, he was just in the right place at the right time.

Also, Halo had a fantastic premise and setting. My jaw just dropped when you land on the Halo in the 2nd level of the game.

The actual storyline however was pretty standard. First you're trying to meet up with all your human budies, and you get pretty far, then you discover that the Halo is some kind of mega-powerful weapon (or perhaps this came first) and so you go to track down the source of this power so you can stop the convanent using it, or use it yourself.

Along the way you discover the Zerg rip-off "flood" who basically assimilate sentient beings into their fold and multiply extremely rapidly. Then you discover that all of Halo is infested with the flood and that the Halo is actually some kind of quarantine system for them (as well as being a weapon that'll destroy all sentience over a 25 light year radius, or something, hitting Earth), so it becomes a race to escape the flood while destroying the Halo before it can be used as a weapon.

Which is what happens.

I haven't played Halo 2 but I've read the plot for it, and it's pretty meh.

There's a big backstory that's been developed about exactly who Master Chief is etc etc, but you don't see any of this in the game, just in the novels that sad teenagers buy.

#: 1:37 PM posted by Lanthanide

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