If you have an email address (and that seems a pretty safe bet, given what you're doing right now) then you've received spam.  And if you've received spam, you've almost certainly received porno spam. Horny housewives, forbidden farm sex, barely legal cuties... the list goes on an on.  You probably delete it with a chuckle of disgust, wondering what your grandmother would think of such an email.  I deleted it too, for many years, until one day it struck me.  Some of that stuff is damn funny, so why not save some of the wackiest examples and post them where everyone could see?

Porn almost invariably has a false return address, and a non-functional "remove" link.  Or else the mail says to reply with "REMOVE" in the subject to be removed.  Experienced users simply ignore all of that, knowing it's just for show.  You can't get your name removed, and any efforts to do so will only get your email sent to more spammers, since you've proven that you are a live email by your response.

Your only hope is to create a filter to delete mails from that sender, but since so much porn spam comes from random sexy4518343sex@hotmail.com type addresses, it's pointless.  They just register a new one every week to get around people blocking them.  Given that a person who goes to the trouble to create a filter to block them is 100% certain to not read or click on their mail, you might wonder why they bother, until you realize that they are spamming pornographers, and of course they'll do stuff just to piss you off.  I mean duh.

This section will grow over time, and I get a lot of spam, and a lot of porn spam, but reader submissions are always welcome.  If you get a particularly juicy or amusing porno spam, forward it to me.  I'm not looking for every text-only "Viagra by mail" offer you get, since those get boring in a hurry.  Just the funny/dirty/awful stuff.

And now for the warning.

Warning! The examples of porn spam linked to from this page are just what they sound like.  Virtually all of them contain obscene language and descriptions, and some even have naughty pictures. If you are offended by such things, don't read them.

Get laid with the help of spam!

  • Horny housewife hook-up!  Hilarious testimonials from satisfied customers.
Semi-obscene.  Feb 1, 2003

  • Very nice Russian women.  Polite and subtle, but still spam.
Not obscene.  Feb 1, 2003

  • Meet a nice Russian woman.  Polite, subtle, and very deceptive spam for a mail order bride scam.
Not obscene.  Feb 1, 2003

Penile Enlargement Spam

  • A typical example.  Miracle mystery pill will make you bigger, harder, and able to go all night!
Not obscene.  Feb 1, 2003

  • Enlarge with Cernitin! Grow larger with magical Swedish flower pollen.  Pseudo-scientific idiocy.
Not obscene.  Feb 1, 2003

  • Magic herbal stuff. Basically identical to #1, but with the added bonus of a sneaky off-topic subject.
Not obscene.  Feb 1, 2003

  • TremedousPenis.com. Mystery pills that will make you up to 5" larger.  More than double, in other words, or you wouldn't be ordering this shit in the first place.
Semi-obscene, gratuitous male camel toe.  Feb 15, 2003

Gay Porn Spam

  • Gay site ad #1: This mail features a very short and very filthy story that climaxes (bling bling) with gay dog rape in a public toilet. Yes gay dog rape.
Sickeningly obscene.  But at least there aren't pictures. Feb 1, 2003

Happy Wanking!

  • Free porno DVDs!  Mostly interesting for the silly image.
Not obscene. Feb 3, 2003

  • Online Now and Waiting for You! Live one-handed chat with sexy girls. Lots of pictures.
Not obscene. Feb 15, 2003

Farm Sex

  • Coming soon.

Miscellaneous

  • Porn Site Templates. A mail from a porn site that shows you how to make your own porn site so then you can start sending out your own porn spams.  Sort of a self-contained world.
Not obscene.  Feb 1, 2003

Drugs Online

  • Renegade Botanicals! Every sort mysterious and potentially deadly unknown herb and powder to make you just as dirty and red-eyed a junkie as marijuana, without any of the "Whoa, maaaaannnnn." beneficial side effects.
Not obscene.  Feb 15, 2003

  • Fake Prescriptions Online! Buy virtually any prescription drug on earth over the Internet. Support organized crime.  Die from arsenic poisoning.
Not obscene.  Feb 1, 2003

  • Viagra Online. I get a version of this mail almost daily.  It's just like the fake prescriptions online mails, except it focuses almost entirely on Viagra.  Since that's really the only drug that matters, after all.
Not obscene.  Feb 1, 2003

Should probably be illegal

  • Coming soon.

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