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Vacation: Shady Woods, May 2003
he shady woods are called that for what will soon be an obvious reason.  They are shady, and they are wooded.  While calling a woods "shady" may seem somewhat self-evident, after all trees are a prime source of the shade on planet Earth, this particular stretch of woods has deeper shadows and better dark corners than most.  It's no Mirkwood; you never fear that an Ent is going to come to life and snatch you up, but it's pleasantly gloomy, while still feeling safe and comfortable.

In these woods are numerous very cool trees, nice ferny undergrowth, and a little grove with a statue of St. Mary.  All of these are pictured in this section, often with Flux or Malaya standing in the frame for scale, and also just because we enjoy taking photos of each other.  Any excuse to smile back and forth a bit more is a good one for us.

The first series of Windy Hills shots were taken about an hour before these shots, hence the identical wardrobe for Malaya and I.

Malaya and I really enjoyed walking through these woods, so return visits are entirely possible. If we do and we take more pictures, they'll be added to the bottom of this page.

All current shots were taken in late May, 2003 and posted to this page July 2, 2003.

 

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Flux stands on the pathway, in the last bars of sun before the darkness of the forest devours all hope.

This is maybe the best photo in the entire photos section.  Really. Click it and see for yourself.  

 

 

Lots of nice paths like this in the areas with slightly fewer trees. Fewer here since the path goes along a relatively steep hill, too steep for large trees to grow on, apparently. This photo is by Malaya, standing near where she is seen in the photo below this one.

 

 

I love the huge tree trunk that fell across the path.  Down the hill a bit to the right are foot-thick wheels of tree that someone chain sawed out some years ago, cleaning the path after whatever storm or flood brought down the tree in the first place.  And yes, that's Malaya peeking out from behind the foliage.

 

 

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The redwood grove at the edge of the woods.  These were obviously imported and planted in these neat rows, and they are damn tall, though nothing compared to the gargantuan wild ones you find further up the California coast.  

 

 

How big are they?  Tiny, for redwoods, but pretty damn large when you stand right up next to them.

 

 

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All of the trunks have cute little sprigs surrounding them, in a fashion somewhat reminiscent of pubic hair.

Click this shot to see a larger view.

 

 

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We found several groves of these weird trees.  Some had limbs like this, while others were like this entirely.  Just a trunk coming out of the ground and then growing over sideways for 30 or 40 or 60 feet, before dipping down almost to the ground again.  They must have unbelievable root systems to keep upright with this sort of lean.

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Another look at one of these leaning type trees.  Lovely mixture of sunlight and color at the top of this shot.  Malaya is just barely visible to the lower right.

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I loved the color in this one; the dark bark, the grey trees in the back, the golden sunshine, and the light green of leaves and little scrubby limbs growing out the top of the leaning tree trunk. Sorry, but there is no larger version to click and view.

 

 

Back a bit into the woods, you encounter this statue up on her pedestal of rocks. It's a lovely statue, and even the pathway to it is nice, in a left-wild sort of way.  A big paved sidewalk out here would ruin much of the charm of the woods, so I'm glad there isn't one.

 

 

A view of the statue from the side, showing the entire rock base.  That's Malaya's shadow on the front, if you were wondering. By this time it was near dusk, and the sunlight was slanting into this clearing through the trees, making for lovely lighting.

 

 

A rear view, showing the detail of the robe. I tried a few shots with the sun just peeking around the corner, but they looked overexposed, unfortunately.

 

 

And at last, a big view of the front of the statue.  It's nicely-done; enough detail to look real and beautiful.  The jelly jar was an offering someone left there, likely with prayers sealed inside. There was something in the jar as well, but it was well dried up and unidentifiable.

 

 

I liked this detail of the sculpture the best, with Mary crushing the apple-bearing snake beneath her bare foot.

 

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