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lants!  I love houseplants, and at one time had basically my entire front window worked into a solid wall of greenery.  Unfortunately that window is a harsh mistress when it comes to flora, and the blazing direct sunlight and very high temperatures it creates, even when the blinds are drawn, tends to cook them.  At least isn't good for them maintaining their full glorious greenery.

I have a huge and beautiful Boston fern that thrives here in the winter, but has to go live in my dad's backyard in the summer, for the heat causes the leaves to drop off like lemmings (aside from the fact that lemmings have never actually thrown themselves into the sea; it's all a myth).

My plant preference? Greenery.  I don't really care about blossoms or flowers, what I like are green leaves, and lots of them.  The thicker the better.  Fortunately this isn't too hard to achieve with house plants, relatively speaking.

In addition to pics of my houseplants, this page contains shots of various plants taken elsewhere, mostly in my dad's backyard.  My preference is for lots of greenery there too, oddly enough.

  • More recent photos are added to the top of this page.  Be warned: captions may contain sarcasm.

 

I love these little gift bamboo plants in pottery jugs.  Someday I'll have a more well-lit home, about 50 of these around the place, enough cats to keep them trimmed, and hardwood floors to make cleaning up the resulting furball hork easy for my butler.
--January 29, 2003

 

It's hard to imagine while the ficus tree doesn't thrive more, what with the gentle treatment the rodents give it, huh? There were actually 2 or 3 more down underneath the dirt in this shot, below the orange one on the top left. I had to wait several hours for them to get tired of sleeping in the vampire grave before they emerged to be put back into their box.

See more ratfruit tree photos on the baby rats page.
--November 5, 2002

 

This was inside a grapefruit segment.  Obviously a grapefruit seed, but you don't generally see one taking root quite like this, while still in the citrus.  I planted it in potting soil and watered it, but it shriveled up and died after a few weeks anyway.  I should have put it in water, I think. Or a rotting grapefruit in dirt somewhere outside my apartment. My citrus empire doomed before it truly began.
--September 26, 2002

 

Yet another shot from dad's backyard, this one near the koi pond.  He's got a small forest of these funky tropical elephant-ear plants, and while I love the enormous spreading leaves, I like the roots best.  The plants are constantly putting out these snake-like tendrils that are flexible and tender when new, but hard and bark-covered once they wrap around something and harden into adult permanence. The plants essentially hold themselves upright, since they aren't very sturdy once they get tall, and a solo one would topple in a high wind.  But when there are 10 or 12 in a cluster, all wrapped around each other, they are quite strong. Plus they look cool, and yeah, the roots are creepy when they come out, like blind snakes.  A whole forest of these things would be totally impassable short of a chainsaw, if they had room to keep spreading out and interlocking.
-- July 1, 2002

 

This somewhat vertiginous shot is looking up at the big avocado tree in my dad's backyard.  The orange tree is visible in the background, behind the skeleton of what was once a swing set.  The guy who owned the house before dad had a young daughter. There is another avocado tree to the left, out of view in this shot.

And no, I don't like avocado, other than occasionally as guacamole.  That's not proper in Southern California, but I have thus far avoided official reprimand for my gustatory short comings. Let us hope that my terrible secret never becomes widely known.
-- July 1, 2002

 

The tomato box at in my dad's backyard. Soon after getting my digicam, I had the idea of taking a photo of them from the same location every week for the growing season, and was them going to put them all into an animation, or just line them up on the same page, to compare over time.

I scrapped this plan when I realized that it would be about as exciting as um... watching grass grow.
--June 29, 2002.

 

My dad's back yard, on an overcast day. (Dad not pictured.) This is where my dying living room plants go for rehab.  In fact that's where the palm tree you see behind the table came from.  Other escapees are hanging off to the right, out of view in this image.

Plants seem to grow much better if they are out of the direct sunlight they get in my apartment, and under the mesh covering here at my dad's place.  Contrary to what one might expect given their millions of years of sun-loving evolution.
--June 29, 2002

 

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A nice forest-y shot from the Wild Animal Park trip. Click it to see this shot in much larger size.  You can see this one on the Wild Animal Park page as well.
--June 29, 2002

 

My living room as of June 2002. There should be more, and more greenery. This is the first plant pic I ever posted on the site, and one of the first ever taken with my digicam. It's like history in the making, aside from the historical part.
--June 27, 2002

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