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es, it's me.  I'm thir... twenty-nine years old, I'm just under six feet tall, I weigh about 170, and after long aspiring to be muscular, rather than just thin and in good shape, I've been going to the gym more or less daily since late 2004, and have begun to achieve my desire. I don't think I'm pretty, but some women and a few men have tried to convince me otherwise.   I had long hair for years and years, but it's been shortish since about 2000, and I never know what to do with it.  I don't smile or dress well, and I avoid the sun.

Recent Photos: Photos on this page are all mellow, I'm fully-dressed, etc.  Nothing offensive to anyone.  At least I don't think so.  My judgment about what others may find offensive is pretty suspect though.

Older photos:  See me years ago.  I had long hair, sometimes even black hair.  These are mostly digicam shots of old photos, so the quality is somewhat iffy.  I'll add some more if I ever get a scanner and borrow an old photo album from mom.  Honestly though, is anyone waiting for my baby photos? Of course not.  I could just pick some random baby photos off the Internet anyway, since all babies look the same.

Sexy Photos: Click here to see some with less clothing on.  All but nude, in some cases.  Don't look if you are scared.  I work out and I'm in good shape, so it shouldn't be too horrifying, and who knows, you might even enjoy it. Beware the pasty white skin though; the sun, it burns us.

  • Photos are captioned with equal parts information and snark.
  • Most recent additions are on top.

 

A pair of photos by Malaya, one fine evening on the Lafayette Reservoir Upper Rim Trail. My hair is shorter in this pic than it's been since I was about 6. Not that I have any recollection of how long or short my hair was at that age.
--May 2006


Me with dad, coincidentally both wearing leather jackets on a wine-tasting trips on a chilly day in early 2006.
--Spring, 2006


Why does every white guy look the same when drunk? I call this my Adam Sandler face, the one that makes you want to punch it so badly your fists itch. Then again, I feel that way about Adam Sandler's pudgy pouty puss, so perhaps I'm projecting. 

Sadly, I doubt I'm even drunk. I just don't drink much, so it doesn't take much when I do. Wine tasting (too much) with dad.
--Summer, 2005


Temporary wrist tattoo and new semi-matching $8 bracelet.
--Summer, 2005


Me posing in dad's over-foliaged backyard.
--July 2005 

 

Playing around with double sticks in dad's backyard.
--July 2005


A shot from the old Kali studio, with me swinging the stick. I'm not trying to hit the other guy here; the exercise was to swing over their head and let them do punch counters.
--May 2005


Showing off a pair of impact injuries from kali class. I got popped two classes in a row, in different ways, by different weapons, and neither time was it my fault for not dodging. Read much more about it here.
--March 2005


Mt. Diablo hike, next to a large, shedding manzanita tree. That is my official ugly brownish/green Mt. Diablo State Park hat, if you're wondering.
-- August 2004


On the rocks where Monterey meets the Pacific.
-- June 2004


Looking fat thanks to bad posture, a sore back, and a tail wind; Lafayette Reservoir Upper Rim Trail. Good thing I'm out there running, eh?  Malaya took this photo from about 500 yards away, up on top of the steep hill I just ran down; nice zoom on the new camera, eh?
-- June 2004


Chilly day, halfway up Mt. Diablo.
-- November 2003.


Yes, I know it's stupid.  But it's a sorta cute sign, right next to a frequently duck-infested pond on a golf course (the 13th fairway extends up the hill to the left of the sidewalk) near my grandparents' house, on which I was taking an early morning walk with my mom, and wishing I'd worn shorts since it was getting hot.  Those are my excuses, anyway.
-- June 10, 2003


Two looks I sported during my early June 2003 Missouri trip.  The first is while touristing around some small towns, the second is at Granny's funereal.  I wear suits about as often as Hitler ice skates, so savor this image, and try to ignore the fact that I'm wearing eight year old $12.99 Wal-Mart combat boots in lieu of the shiny black dress shoes that I do not own.

Also, thanks to gramps for the coat and tie.
-- June 10, 2003


Click me.

You really should click on this to see the full size shot; it's probably the coolest photo in this entire section. I give the props to Malaya for posing me and snapping it. May your girlfriend handle your tools better than you do.
-- May 29, 2003


Up in the windy hills with Malay.  I like this pic, though I couldn't say exactly why.  The genuine, "I'm actually happy!" smile, probably.  It's almost windy enough in this photo to blow me off of the pedestal I'm standing on, though you can't really tell from the photo.  In a few of the shots from this day my shirt is billowing out like a mainsail.  But not this one.
-- May 29, 2003


A girl told me this was a good pic, so here it is for all to see.  This is my "just out of the shower no gel in yet" look. I want to punch me. You might agree.
-- May 2, 2003


I'm not good at faking a smile.  My "smile for the camera" poses are always more like, "bare teeth for the camera".  I need to be legitimately happy or laughing to smile realistically.  And in this case, I was on the phone with Malaya, and as is usually the case when I'm on the phone with my sweetie, I was smiling for real.
-- April 22, 2003


Me, in the bathroom mirror, just after a shower, before putting any gel in my hair.  Which is why it's all floppy.  Not bad in one photo, but annoying in reality.  Hence the gel. I suppose I could just get a shorter haircut... but what fun would that be?

This was one of four shots in the same series, all just showing my face, and I didn't think much of them but my small female test audience all thought they were scrumptious, so here's the one they appeared to like best. No, you can't see the other three.
--March 3, 2003


New leather jacket on display, with dirty clothes hamper in the background just to ruin the mood.
--January 13, 2003

 

 

Guess who got a new haircut, and thinks he's special?  I've been told that the shorter hair and the smile in the left shot makes me look years younger.  Younger than my twenty-nine, I mean. *cough*
--August 17, 2002.

 

 

Yes, all I need now is a safari.  This is my dad's backyard.  Well, my dad's backfence, anyway.
--July 27, 2002

 

 

About the first shot of myself that I ever posted.  Yes, it's a rat. Taken with the digicam on the auto-delay timer.
--July 7, 2002.



The first ever shot of me, that wasn't posted on the site.  I took this along with a bunch of others at the Wild Animal Park in late June, 2002, just after I got the camera for my birthday, and meant to get the photo page online with these shots featured, but never got around to it then, though I did post a few of the individual shots on the main page. But this was not one of them, hence it's the first shot of me that wasn't posted.  Until now.  And it's on the W.A.P. page, which is somewhat inaccurately filed in the Vacation Photos section.
--June 28, 2002

 

The first shot I ever posted of me on this site.  It's one of the first I ever took with my camera, as I was trying out the autotimer at my dad's house. I'm squatting since the camera was on the table, and I wanted to be in it from more than the waist down. Why thumbs up?  Why not...
--June 27, 2002

 

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