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Daily Archives, May 2005
May 2005
May 2
 • News: Paris Hilton's weird looks, and Paris deserves some credit for turning herself into an A-lister without any actual product worthy of it, reader comment on the King Arthur review, really incompetent amateur criminals can't keep their mouths shut, Eliot Spitzer continues his heroic crusade, this time against pop up spam sites.
 • Essay:
Weekend fun at an interesting Filipino lesbian play, background info on the Philippines and it's immigrants, and thoughts on race and gender. Weird supermarket encounter, and discussion of racism based on that. Working totally different cultural mindsets into works of fiction.

May 4
 • News: Growing enjoyment of open-hand Kali, hilariously slanderous Ann Coulter sex exploit blog, utterly stupid ex-WPGA caddy sues after knocking up his employer.
 • Essay:
Kingdom of Heaven gloomy predictions and reviews, wildly-improbable new Jodie Foster film Flight Plan, Unleashed looks great, Land of the Dead trailer is cool, Batman and his sexy eye liner, new glorious HD trailers on Apple.com

May 6
 • News: Great kali fun with stick and dagger dual-wielding, yet another anti-gay Republican gets outed, US automakers going broke due to higher gas prices, The Onion eviscerates Paris Hilton, Paris wants marriage and kids, the Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes fiasco continues, Katie looking haggard in some paparazzi photos.
 • Essay:
Reader mail about dirty cities, more King Arthur movie review feedback, more historical unreality about King Arthur.

May 9
 • News: Another novel chapter finished at last, the mysterious aftertaste left by fast food, stupid cat behavior discussion as a strange cat freaks our two our for hours, yet more reader mail on dirty cities, Kingdom of Heaven flopped as promised.
 • Essay:
Movie Review: Kung Fu Hustle.

May 11
 • News: Girls Gone Wild is even more insipid than you could have ever imagined, Soup Exchange and buffet profitability in the age of Wal-Mart sized consumers.
 • Essay:
NIN and live concert discussion, freezer defrost ice pile photos, Dusty the lap cat conquers new terrain.

May 13
 • News: Kali class goes all special effects, movie fight talk, Jinxie looking distinguished.
 • Essay:
Difficulty thinking up good names in my fantasy novel and name stereotypes in general.

May 16
 • News: Useful name generation website suggestion, Mac fans cut off their noses to spite their WMV faces, cellphone photo #1 -- a pentagram in a Marshall's dressing room.
 • Essay:
Movie Review: Unleashed.

May 18
 • News: Upcoming travel time and live blog thoughts, female orgasm in biological terms, Germany's falling population problems.
 • Essay:
Hilarious Love Is... parody captions, wine tasting and an annoying drunken Flux photo.

May 20
 • News: More Kali work shows the difference between doing it and doing it gracefully, silly brouhaha about new computerized weather technology on the BBC.
 • Essay:
Upcoming movie talk with Star Wars 3 shock reviews, and the film's tremendous box office success.

May 23
 • News: Travel coming soon and blog blog thoughts, more on Episode 3's huge box office.
 • Essay:
Movie Review: Star Wars, Episode III.

May 25
 • News: Travel plans and Chicago discussion.
 • Essay:
Star Wars 3 reader mail, action in the film, physical unrealities, more on the silly names Lucas uses, talk about the great old theater we saw SW3 in, and much more about the damn silly movie.

May 25th was the last blog ever in the pre-blogger format. Click to the automated weekly archives, beginning with the last week of May 2005, to browse past this date.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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