May
2005
May
2
• News:
Paris Hilton's weird looks, and Paris deserves some credit for turning
herself into an A-lister without any actual product worthy of it, reader
comment on the King Arthur review, really incompetent amateur criminals
can't keep their mouths shut, Eliot Spitzer continues his heroic
crusade, this time against pop up spam sites.
• Essay: Weekend fun at an
interesting Filipino lesbian play, background info on the Philippines
and it's immigrants, and thoughts on race and gender. Weird supermarket
encounter, and discussion of racism based on that. Working totally
different cultural mindsets into works of fiction.
May 4
• News:
Growing enjoyment of open-hand Kali, hilariously slanderous Ann Coulter
sex exploit blog, utterly stupid ex-WPGA caddy sues after knocking up
his employer.
• Essay: Kingdom of Heaven gloomy
predictions and reviews, wildly-improbable new Jodie Foster film Flight
Plan, Unleashed looks great, Land of the Dead trailer is cool,
Batman and his sexy eye liner, new glorious HD trailers on Apple.com
May 6
• News:
Great kali fun with stick and dagger dual-wielding, yet another anti-gay
Republican gets outed, US automakers going broke due to higher gas
prices, The Onion eviscerates Paris Hilton, Paris wants marriage and
kids, the Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes fiasco continues, Katie looking
haggard in some paparazzi photos.
• Essay: Reader mail about dirty
cities, more King Arthur movie review feedback, more historical
unreality about King Arthur.
May 9
• News:
Another novel chapter finished at last, the mysterious aftertaste left
by fast food, stupid cat behavior discussion as a strange cat freaks our
two our for hours, yet more reader mail on dirty cities, Kingdom of
Heaven flopped as promised.
• Essay: Movie Review: Kung Fu
Hustle.
May 11
• News:
Girls Gone Wild is even more insipid than you could have ever imagined,
Soup Exchange and buffet profitability in the age of Wal-Mart sized
consumers.
• Essay: NIN and live concert
discussion, freezer defrost ice pile photos, Dusty the lap cat conquers
new terrain.
May 13
• News:
Kali class goes all special effects, movie fight talk, Jinxie looking
distinguished.
• Essay: Difficulty thinking up
good names in my fantasy novel and name stereotypes in general.
May 16
• News:
Useful name generation website suggestion, Mac fans cut off their noses
to spite their WMV faces, cellphone photo #1 -- a pentagram in a
Marshall's dressing room.
• Essay: Movie Review: Unleashed.
May 18
• News:
Upcoming travel time and live blog thoughts, female orgasm in biological
terms, Germany's falling population problems.
• Essay: Hilarious Love Is...
parody captions, wine tasting and an annoying drunken Flux photo.
May 20
• News:
More Kali work shows the difference between doing it and doing it
gracefully, silly brouhaha about new computerized weather technology on
the BBC.
• Essay: Upcoming movie talk with
Star Wars 3 shock reviews, and the film's tremendous box office success.
May 23
• News:
Travel coming soon and blog blog thoughts, more on Episode 3's huge box
office.
• Essay: Movie Review: Star Wars,
Episode III.
May 25
• News:
Travel plans and Chicago discussion.
• Essay: Star Wars 3 reader mail,
action in the film, physical unrealities, more on the silly names Lucas
uses, talk about the great old theater we saw SW3 in, and much more
about the damn silly movie.
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