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Daily Archives, May 2004
May 2004
May 1
 • News: Upcoming blog schedule, terrible new movies, drunk drivers deserve much harsher punishment.
 • Essay:
Darwinian death: wood chipper idiot and Pat Tillman.

May 3
 • News: High temperatures and exercise with Malaya, more black comedy from the insanity that is North Korea, 
 • Essay:
Cripple fight: Godsend vs. Envy, BlogMaverick discussion, upcoming summer movie discussion and flop predictions.

May 5
 • News: Sudden and mysterious cable modem difficulties, trash TV, sexual politics and ugly realities on long, co-ed space missions.
 • Essay:
The Day After Tomorrow gets blackballed by the president's men.

May 7
 • News: The cable modem continues to not make sense, Pat Tillman discussed again, Ted Rall's controversial cartoon about him, and Pat's amazingly un-stereotypical funereal.
 • Essay:
Van Helsing opening soon, my run down of the best sources for movie trailers and previews, with reviews of the trailers, Matrix 2 improved greatly in a recent viewing.

May 9
 • News: Filipino event and outsiderdom, most popular baby names in the US, Sasser worm author arrested and treated with kid gloves.
 • Essay:
Van Helsing review and discussion.

May 11
 • News: Mother's Day stuff with Malaya's mom, exercise and painful shin splints, thwarted desires to talk spoilery stuff about my novel, my utter confusion over the fun people find in dancing and deafening music.
 • Essay:
The mystery of Beatallica, Velvet Revolver fires online.

May 13
 • News: I'm never satisfied by my writing, bemusement at the shock over US troops turning out to be torturing monsters, annoyance at perfunctory thanks and apologies and phone support speeches, my old working jokes and chatter, 
 • Essay:
Drod, gaming problems and issues in general Warcraft 2, and more.

May 15
 • News: Troy anticipation, Shrek 2 comments, other movies I'm looking forward to this summer, The Incredibles trailer, the disaster that is Shark Tale, gossip says Catwoman trailers pulled -- gossip lies.
 • Essay:
Reader mails: Troy's success rate, browsing with tabs or not, Underworld vs. Van Helsing, My First Time and trash TV archetypes.

May 17
 • News: Potting plants with help from the kitties, Troy financial success or not, experts are surprised people are surprised by torture, since war always brings it out.
 • Essay:
Troy review and discussion.

May 19
 • News: Newfound determination to write a ton of fiction, lame grammatical test, spring carpet cleaning time, ghostbusters suit for sale on eBay, the USDA continues to ignore Mad Cow disease.
 • Essay:
Record-setting 24 hour treadathlon, my running struggles and exercise alternatives.

May 21
 • News: My first anniversary of meeting Malaya, reader emails on that grammatical test from last time, 
 • Essay:
Shrek 2 review/discussion.

May 23
 • News: Beatallica growing on me, laughable photographic comparison of Chili's vs. Claim Jumper sandwiches, now that's a knife.
 • Essay:
Movie discussion: Fahrenheit 9/11 wins the Cannes top prize, the next Crouching Tiger movie is...?

May 25
 • News: Shrek 2 financial followup, Jinxie deep in her sprawling phase, and being cute as well.
 • Essay:
Painful accident photos with car discussion, driving discussion, and pedestrian safety lecture.

May 27
 • News: Back patio and plants photos and talk.
 • Essay:
News on Al Quida's boost courtesy of the Iraqi war, the Ashcroft cries wolf again, the UK is almost fatter than the US, Mtv refuses Supersize Me ads, real science about The Day After Tomorrow. 

May 29
 • News: Friday's events, including vacuuming early in the morning, and my huge backlog of reviews to be written/posted, another Garfield the Movie clip destroys brain cells.
 • Essay:
The Day After Tomorrow review and discussion.

May 31
 • News: Failing email discussion and gripe-fest, holiday confusion, my lonely Saturday without Malaya, anime porn, The Lovely Bones, horrible amounts of salt in pretty much everything, and more fat foreigners, this time in Asia.
 • Essay:
The Day After Tomorrow discussed again, with quotes from other, really bad reviews.

 

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