July
2004
July 2
• News: The worst cop ever
gets fired, hot teacher screws her students.
• Essay: Fahrenheit 9/11 review and
discussion.
July
4
• News: Short novel excerpt,
ridiculous patents in the news.
• Essay: Recent horrible customer
service experiences.
July
6
• News: Another email box
crash, Spider Man 2 box office news, King Arthur flops as expected,
amusing E3 booth babes article.
• Essay: Diet time and easing into
the MC fast thingie.
July
8
• News: Last minute diet
planning, cargo pants that used to fit and the bizarre series of actual
waist measurements it touched off, amazing driving video, real doll
repair guide, Spider Man 2 international reader feedback, King Arthur
officially flops.
• Essay: Jinx and Dusty photos,
with Jinx's sink drinking documented all too well.
July
10
• News: MC blog begins and a
reader commits to trying it herself, Iraqi Army postmortem finds flaws
galore.
• Essay: Big Sur photo page online.
July
12
• News: More King Arthur box
office gloating, Britney's downward spiral.
• Essay: Master Cleanser diet
journal, days 0-1.
July
14
• News: Cars vs. trains may
actually be the train's fault?, EW article about King Arthur sheds more
light on its demise, amazingly stupid EW reader mails.
• Essay: MC diet journal days 2-4.
July
16
• News: MC diet winding down,
Goldmember revisited.
• Essay: MC diet journal days 5-6.
July
18
• News: MC diet ends and OJ
tastes heavenly and any amount of food fills us up, Spider Man rented
and puzzled over, IGN buys Rotten Tomatoes and dismay fills the room.
• Essay: News galore: college
teaching oversight committees run by right wing government types, old
man makes home fake porn and gets arrested, more mad cow news, blondes
do worse on tests after being reminded of their blondness, a FAQ that
works for every personal blog on the entire Internet, competitive eating
records and sympathetic tummy aches.
July
20
• News: What's it like to eat
after a week without food?, massive reviews section updates underway,
interesting site full of computer animation movies, F9/11 still in the
news as it's debunked and de-debunked.
• Essay: Monterey Bay Aquarium
photos page online.
July
22
• News: Site slow downs and
site host excuses, return to jogging after feeling weak for a week, lots
of new movie reviews online.
• Essay: Upright walking macaque
and bigfoot comparisons, Krispy Kreme and their new liquid donuts,
detailed run down on what Governor Arnie's been up to since he was
"elected."
July
24
• News: Very quick pre-movie
update, car repair woes lead to overlong runs and sore legs.
• Essay: 9/11 commission releases
some fascinating info.
July
26
• News: Hot weather and sore
legs, dinner and reduced stomach capacity, Malaya's new-found portobello
love, Yeti Sports' new event rules, non-surgical foreskin restoration,
USDA trying once again to kill us all, Texas health classes, surrender
to the right wing religious zealots.
• Essay: Catwoman flop gloating,
and Bourne Supremacy review.
July 28
• News: Return of the
Sith, Yeti Sports #5 rules, Dusty and Jinx playtime.
• Essay: Massive Reviews Section
overhaul.
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