February
2004
February
2
• News: Jogging for fun, photos of
the German Cannibal's house, Mike Rowe Soft issue resolves amicably.
• Essay: Bad Superbowl commercials
dissected, the game discussed as well.
February
3
• News: Malaya's promised nums are
denied and the ultimate tragedy this illustrates, stupid laws about
stupid vague drug commercials.
• Essay: Superbowl half time
streaker and Janet's amusing boobie exposure.
February
5
• News: Jog aching back, more Mad
Cow news, post war WMD analysis and repercussions, why intelligence must
not be analyzed by those who want to find things to support their cause.
• Essay: Janet's boobie and Rob
Scheider's homage, Dean comments on it with common sense, Christians
acting offended and upset to advance their political censorship agendas,
AOL shows how stupid they are about the whole thing, cheerleader boobies
are very, very different.
February
6
• News: Sleeping alone for the
first time in six months, is Janet still a music star somewhere else in
the world?, Pixar leaving Disney good news.
• Essay: CAP alerts two newest and
wackiest reviews; Calendar Girls and those darned punks at The Butterfly
Effect.
February
7
• News: Too much and far too little
email, best burrito recipe ever, Kenya Kenya Kenya!, Mad Cow and the
Meatrix, Pittsburgh negro-hungry police dogs.
• Essay: Jogging discussion, based
on my recent months of experience.
February
9
• News: New news and great summary
of the whole "Dubya went AWOL" National Guard story, freakish
1.5-headed baby girl dies, wacky Christians not going out without a
fight.
• Essay: Gay marriage discussion
and analysis of anti-gay marriage arguments.
February
10
• News: Gay marriage feedback,
conjoined tortoises, more gay animals and why they shouldn't be applied
to human behavior.
• Essay: Reader emails: forums vs.
comments, does this site just plain suck now, other good sites and a
return to the D2 columns?
February 12
• News: Wild West style home
defense with a great joke line, more Raelian cloning kookiness, child
abusing priest gets dismembered.
• Essay: Massive inbox email
crash, and novel update.
February
13
• News: Jogging and how it mirrors
my attitudes towards exercise and my bodily weaknesses, more dreadful
mad cow news, amusing article about Florida's open government and how
public officials are subverting it, Pluto run down in Disney parade, 3
kids prove an urban legend about bathtub electrocution true.
• Essay: Reader feedback on
popular fiction, my novel, sequel suckitis, and more comments on forums
or comments, and a reader won over with novel talk.
February
14
• News: A cartoon Kenya map, black
college guys getting AIDS from gay sex while denying that they are gay,
aftershocks from the 80s psychiatrist Satanic Panic still being felt in
lawsuits.
• Essay: Valentine's Day
discussion, flashback to meeting Malaya, and general Valentine's
issues. Plus special V-day news of gays getting married with the
bigots who hate them, more about crazy anti-porn Christians, and V-day
provides yet another reason for riots in India.
February
16
• News: Malaya's joke about Diablo
II charm sizes.
• Essay: Garfield the Movie's
trailer discussed at great length.
February
17
• News: Get a nipple ornament just
like Janet's, amusing condom commercials from the UK.
• Essay: Valentine's Day recap;
Build-a-Bear, Claim Jumper and the eternal wait, and way too much
dessert for mortal man.
February
19
• News: Jogging on pavement for
once, dad's upcoming visit, Mel Gibson's dad ranting about the Jews
again, Dubya's wife shows her lack of anything resembling integrity,
Dubya's Administration fires some more scientists for daring to bring
forth actual facts.
• Essay: Around the World in 80
Days trailer discussion.
February
20
• News: Quick Tahoe update and
novel size worries, Koufax awards for best blogs of the year,
interesting freedom from police harassment case unfolding.
• Essay: Freakishly alive
human/animal art sculptures, Paris Hilton's big movie hits the Internet
in full quality.
February
21
• News: More depressing mad cow
and USDA cover up news, college student nudity leads to a professor's
retirement, Pepsi itunes promotion easily cheated.
• Essay: Weird childhood injury
photo request, Garfield the Movie comments and the difference between
European and American female asses, odd site stats discussed.
February
23
• News: The miracle drug cure
Ibocaine, coin eating nut and related Jinxie thoughts, more news about
the whores junior high girls are these days.
• Essay: Recent pet photos, Muir
woods photos, and Diablo cows photos.
February
24
• News: Lots due to human error.
• Essay: Or possibly computer
error.
February
26
• News: Anti-SUV blogging and how
it lead to my very own FUH2 photo, The Passion opens to mixed, violent
reviews, Bush admits to supporting the anti-gay marriage amendment, much
to the surprise of no one on earth other than the oxymoronic Gay
Republicans.
• Essay: Tahoe trip preparations
and sickness, fresh powder discussion.
February
27
• News: Manufacture location of
thong panties, weird site feedback tease and childhood revisited.
• Essay: Wolves in calendars and
how ridiculously friendly and toothless they are, compared to how they
look in the wild.
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