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Daily Archives, May 2003
May 2003
May 1
 • News: Two amusing work stories, Xmen2 opening news and reviews.
 • Essay: Circumcision article and discussion.

May 2
 • News: Caneton recipe at a French restaurant, Patriot Act will enslave us all.
 • Essay: Circumcision follow up, with reader responses/rebuttals.

May 3
 • News: Rain in San Diego, cats in clothing is always wrong, munchkin cats are wronger, awesome Honda commercial, the one-handed super hiker.
 • Essay: Yet more circumcision discussion, with more reader feedback on the pros and cons.

May 4
 • News: Bush embarrassing himself with his ratty dog, male brain vs. female brain functioning.
 • Essay: Amusing reader email discussion and how Band Names works, praise emails and Malaya's insight into why I'm so dissatisfied with my "career".

May 5
 • News: Malaya "fall in love" pressure mounting, donations page, muscle building techniques, WMDs in Iraq, Tacoma Police Chief murder/suicide plot thickens.
 • Essay: More not writing excuses, reader feedback, and reader mails about the idiotic Linkin Park fan mail from yesterday.

May 6
 • News: The only openly gay police chief in the US, synesthesia article, super uber hiker follow up article, Bill Bennett the gambling man.
 • Essay: More of Bush with a stupid dog, Americans are idiots as proven by a post Iraq-war survey.

May 7
 • News: Fun with shrimp quesadillas, SBC has the worst "on hold" music ever, and their customer service isn't much better, personal issues with an ex-friend. 
 • Essay: Reader mail occasions comment on the Iraq Attack, and how the American people will feel about becoming an empire.

May 8
 • News: Breaking it off with a self-destructive friend after a moment of clarity, Mother's Day, and the benefits of being friends with your parents.
 • Essay: Weird beheading news, this week's TMW cartoon, CAP Alerts guy on The Real Cancun, Richard Perle is quite the scumbag, Federal judge rules against for 9/11 lawsuits.

May 9
 • News: Bliz leaks some v1.10 info, West Hollywood bans cat declawing, EU dog and cat fur trade.
 • Essay: Mother's Day activities detailed; restaurant and lunch.

May 10
 • News: Dieting and body preference discussion, Eminem shoots down a Weird Al parody video, lovely granny mugshot, frat boys murder via hazing.
 • Essay: Angry ex-friend mail quote, declawing mention yesterday draws angry reader feedback, another reader mail clarified.

May 11
 • News: Dieting blog turns to evil, Malaya moving update and my future moving plans, pro-cat declawing reader rant, drunk driver kills a preschool teacher inside a school building, $20,000 golf carts?
 • Essay: Tornado photos and commentary.

May 12
 • News: A pledge to write more damn fiction.  Again.  Short kitty declawing feedback, most popular baby names in the US are all very white, Indiana shooter was a delusional webmaster, Bush photo op costs workers a day's pay, Blair and Bush nominated for a Noble Prize.
 • Essay: Fascinating article about the events of 9/11.

May 13
 • News: Brilliant DribbleGlass billboards, one last cat declawing email, be like Mikes, Senator Bob Graham tears into Bush over withholding the 9/11 report, lots of alcohol causes cancer of the asshole.
 • Essay: Giant vagina photo, tiger with piglets, stork car weirdness, beach sculpture.

May 14
 • News: Great stuff on this week's The Onion, fun shopping in Venezuela, iLoo news weirdness, rampaging UK badger kicks ass on poorly-armed countryside, funny story about grandparents, stun guns, and wild dogs.
 • Essay: Much pre-Matrix 2 discussion, reviewer reactions, Ninja Scroll review dissection.

May 15
 • News: Creepy image of an Iraqi cleric tonguing a young boy, people know less and less about genetic issues, 
 • Essay: Matrix 2 review and discussion, Matrix 1 errors, M3 teaser trailer discussion.

May 16
 • News: Photos Section headaches, eye rubbing never helps, quick E3 discussion, goats trimming the verge at SFO.
 • Essay: Photos page online at last.

May 17
 • News: Scott Weiland joins Guns 'n Roses -- sort of, think up a sex act to name after Santorum.
 • Essay: Movie discussion.  Matrix 2's opening and why some critics dislike it, Terminator 3 trailer and plot, Finding Nemo is underwhelming, Last Samurai looks bad, Bad Boys II is maybe, Hollywood Homicide looks like a disaster.

May 18
 • News: Weird case mod, E3 food prices and discussion.
 • Essay: Stupid work stories involving dry ice and air bottles.

May 19
 • News: Malaya visit discussion, drunk puts on a show at the beach, corpse at the fitness center, racists suffer mental losses by talking to the people they hate.
 • Essay: NYTimes article about blogging profiles Dooce.

May 28
 • News: Return home from the Malaya visit, and some brief summary of the events.
 • Essay: Penny Arcade and the disconnect between comic artists and how they represent themselves in their work.

May 29
 • News: Baghdad bunker bombing proven to be a screw up, DOS attacks slowing site access, writing priorities based on potential income.
 • Essay: Malaya visit discussion, with random photos, and Bliz North.

May 30
 • News: D2 fans pissed at my Bliz North play time and Bliz being late with v1.10 again, evidence of how stupid people are, Mike Tyson and his latest insanity.
 • Essay: New photos pages of Malaya-related things.

May 31
 • News: Nice site donation, locking my keys inside my car at work, news and blogs about the Iraq Attack, Swaziland's insane despot.
 • Essay: Malaya visit emotional arc story, part one.

 

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