September
2002
September
1
• News:
Work sucks and I'm poor, weather sucks and I'm hot, ratfruit pics, NBC
hacked from a Kinko's, more stupid Reality TV, Puffy's stupid parties,
manslaughtering drunks, Orgasms from Around the World humor, Molly Ivins
notes corporate name changes.
• Essay:
Sports: Chevrolet Player of the Game, sexism at the defensive Masters.
September
2
• News:
Labor Day and it's hot, Seven Seas record to date, Spiders on E-sheep,
dumb escaping prisoners, breaking and entering drunk wins $50k.
• Essay:
Sweating discussion; okay when you want it, intolerable when you don't,
Jack in the Box excursion, honking etiquette.
September
3
• News:
Fancy rat imposters, bra discussion, Jerry Lewis and Axl are fat, Serena
gots back, more brilliance on E-Sheep.
• Essay:
Improved weather, B-day shopping on a holiday sale day is a bad idea.
September
4
• News:
Colony, Car Talk hates SUVs, angry bitter liberal cartoons, Anna Nicole
Smith show is a disaster, UK Reality-TV scum bags, bosses hate porn.
• Essay:
Rats with pics, stats with tables
September
5
• News:
Rat fruit tree, USA basketball lays their first egg, Canada legalizing
pot, Molly Ivins kicks ass, crocodile pet lurks.
• Essay:
Extensive Iraq Attack discussion.
September
6
• News:
Computer problems, USA basketball lays their second egg, reporters
expose baggage check security, suicidal wildfire story.
• Essay:
Pink's woeful online diaries, Reservoir Dogs, Willow and Joanne's tragic
end.
September
7
• News:
Bush protesters get to sit in the back row, new LA cathedral, famous
flag stolen, US intelligence forces do something right, USA basketball
lays their third egg,
• Essay:
Pink again, rodent foot injuries, rodent greed, gay boy rat cured.
September 8
• News:
Toles cartoon that rules, kitty kicks ass, doggy bites ass, Wal-Mart's
legal issues, USS Kitty Hawk out of control, danger; lightning, cell
phone stabbing, Mexican boy band finger loss.
• Essay:
AmericaBlessGod discussion.
September 9
• News:
International site stats, scale model WTC, low bridge, racing hamster.
• Essay:
American Idol discussion. September
10
• News:
Assorted computer problems and solutions.
• Essay:
USA basketball postmortem, Afghanistan 1380 documentary, the coming
scourge of SIV, attack hawk.
September
11
• News:
Ominous apartment inspection pending, Noelle Bush busted with crack and
Bush's excuse, air travelers after 9/11/01.
• Essay:
Happy anniversary.
September
12
• News:
Baby rat updates, 9/11 came to nothing, weird lottery number coincidence,
weird S&P 500 closing, weird Nick Nolte DWIs, maybe a 2nd moon, world
opinion of the US, grow penises in a test tube.
• Essay:
Nationalism vs. religion vs. sports discussion. September
13
• News:
Computer news, price increase at work, state lottery scams, Nick Nolte
mugshot, panicky flight attendants, new moon is junk, forbidden 9/11
thoughts and collectibles.
• Essay:
Aliens 1-4 discussion/review.
September
14
• News:
Computer is ready... or not, burglar protected by law, dead 21 y/o 'Nsync
fan, clueless foreign artist comments in 9/11, porno action figures,
dumb US fighter pilots on trial.
• Essay:
Marijuana and terrorism discussed.
September
15
• News:
Computer still not ready, depressing working a college game, Al Quada
busted in Pakistan gun battle, ground zero theme park, the stadium wave.
• Essay:
D2 site update and history
September
16
• News: D2
site correction, computer back at last and fixed, fashion show disaster of
the ages, Ricas y Famosas becomes hated in Mexico.
• Essay:
Dark Wings short story, part one.
September
17
• News:
Record update length, new dirty slang, computer working but HD issues,
Christopher Reeve speaks out, Westerfield gets it, LA air quality, Bush
speech analysis, Egyptian pyramid exploration, cameltoe update.
• Essay:
Our vanishing Bill of Rights.
September
18
• News:
How "Iraq Attack" rhymes, biker road rash of the ages, Great
Pyramid diagram, men of Enron and the pornometer, why I don't have a
girlfriend.
• Essay:
Apartment inspection comes to nothing, work comes to nothing, digicam
returns: warm rat sex, sunset and sunrise photos, my messy desk.
September
19
• News:
Down to 3 rodents and discussion, Rosie is scary, Porsche tractor,
Americal Idol slavery, unhoming pigeon disaster.
• Essay:
Serial killer discussion. September
20
• News:
New Blizzard game announced, photo links fixed (again), Miss Arkansas
with tiggle-bitties, white trash charge the first base coach, junkie
prunes himself, Arab's Florida saga continues.
• Essay:
StarCraft Ghost discussion. September
21
• News:
Aches and pains, apartment manager's anatomy, Silence of the Lambs rules,
dogs are mobile billboards in Russia, more on the baseball attackers,
baby-beating candid camera, James Brown's ungrateful kids.
• Essay:
Election issues in Germany, religious violence, religious idiots kill
their kid. September
22
• News:
Football prediction, can't buy hate mail, crazed air marshals, Audioslave,
more on the baseball beaters, shark jesus.
• Essay:
Work bitching, pet blabbing, with pics. September
23
• News:
Work profitable on 3 hours sleep, other vendors suck, football recap,
night driving, truths in advertising updated, kung fu Snow White,
Jordanian woman kicks ass.
• Essay:
Re-editing feature films by wimpy Christians. September
24
• News:
Too much sleep, picking a movie, Monday Night Football, fashion hood and
noose and titties, Molly Ivins rules, mafia sucks, Nigerian scam
actually works.
• Essay:
The Bourne Identity review. September
25
• News:
SC Ghost article referral failures, Great Pyramid, suicide rates under
conservative vs. liberal governments, alligator eats arm, lions loose in
Atlanta.
• Essay:
Epic themes in literature. September
26
• News:
Horny little rats, new Miss Universe, adrift four months, GnR touring,
forest fire in LA photo, Scotland kids sniffing burning plastic bus
benches, New Orleans is doomed.
• Essay:
Drunking, dirty whore over hits. September
27
• News:
Friday and bitchy, defending teen drunks, economy class syndrome strikes
again, Audioslave is coming, stay the hell out of Mexico, American
Idol's depressing success.
• Essay:
Dildo discussion, Rampant Rabbit recall. September
28
• News:
No sleep, too much work, grapefruit mutant seed, Drowning Pool singer
didn't OD, super bacteria will kill us all, job hiring discrimination
needed in Oz, when/where did you first get laid survey, Simpson's
trivia/South Park trivia.
• Essay:
Tainted beef kills more than terrorists. September
29
• News:
I lied about work, the creepy "No-Fly" list you don't want to
be on, parental discipline via BB gun and stun gun, international bank
protest, Ted Rall hits a home run.
• Essay:
Rich guy girlfriends/wives discussion. September
30
• News:
Hot player's wife follow up Joey Hamilton, Florida voting screw ups in
cartoon form, flight security gets it right, drunk in a dumpster.
• Essay:
Working at the Chargers discussion.
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