October
2002
October 1
• News:
Lovely fall weather and snowboarding dating stories, Hawaiian volcano,
oil aspects of Iraq Attack, express kidnappings in Argentina.
• Essay:
New baby rats.
October
2
• News:
Almost cold weather, "fulldeckisms" page debuts, Krispy Kreme
idiots, hunter idiot, Boobie taxonomy.
• Essay:
TTT trailer, Nirvana song, Bookworm game.
October
3
• News:
Blue-skinned Montana senate candidate (argyria), hurricane approaches,
Louisiana surrenders, funny ultimate fighting article.
• Essay:
Snake pictures, more on Bookworm.
October
4
• News:
Stepdad's b-day dinner out, Saddam calls Bush out, fake movie studio
publicity, Iraq arms inspectors are proven spies.
• Essay:
Satanic high school clubs.
October
5
• News:
DVDs and Chiropractors, Viking kittens, dubious "duped dads",
wild west Mormons, the funniest joke on earth.
• Essay:
Rat trail mix discussion.
October
6
• News:
Dinner misadventures, DVD mini-reviews, annoying college football
announcers, Yankees are dead, Great Wall of crashing bicycles, Britney
on display, listeria outbreak, DC sniper, glowing keyboard
modifications.
• Essay:
Baby rat news and photos.
October
7
• News: Car
meets puddle and loses, baseball playoff TV fuckery and NFL regular
season idiocy.
• Essay:
DVD reviews: Pulp Fiction, Angel Heart, Brotherhood of the Wolf, Akira,
Record of Lodoss War, Kiss of the Dragon.
October
8
• News:
Hot and sunny, extensive bike riding, 10th planet discovered, fire
fighting plane crash.
• Essay:
Site stat discussion with odd referrals.
October
9
• News:
Sore assed bike rider, candle destruction mystery, insane capital
punishment laws in Iran, Americans are even fatter than thought.
• Essay:
Harry Potter's Christian theme bullshit.
October
10
• News:
Excessive "S" bands, French delight in fat Americans,
Bushisims calendar, Harry Belafonte's Colin Powell comments.
• Essay:
Mad sniper and the Death card.
October
11
• News:
Too much bike riding, Old Town Mexican restaurant review, Washington
Mutual scumbags, Cleveland tattoo parlor bullshit.
• Essay:
Rate my Thong vs. Rate My Kitten comments. They are the same.
October
12
• News:
Spirited Away discussion, oblivious to hot chicks, more DC sniper, more
radicals in Pakistan, horrifying auto crash.
• Essay:
File swapping in colleges rules.
October
13
• News:
More band name whining, baby rats on display, hetero vs. homosexual teen
body image article, Taliban Buddha statue repair, Urban Legend comes to
life.
• Essay:
Jerry Falwell on Mohammed, with some accuracy.
October
14
• News:
Sunday football discussion, jail time in London for airport security
joking, Bali blows up, Matthew Sheppard school play controversy, dirty
baby beating gypsies, no one DL's my warez.
• Essay:
Boobies discussion, with numerous photos.
October
15
• News:
Uncontrollable desire for sleep, Robert Downey is dating what?, armed
hijackers get whipped by Saudi airplane police, listeria all Bush's
fault, MS lying in their ads.
• Essay:
Bill Simon lying badly in Cali Governor race.
October
16
• News:
Festive holiday haxors, fortune cookies in bed, sniper strikes again,
The Onion rules, Wallace and Grommit on the Internet, Bali body
identification SNAFU.
• Essay:
Lucasfilm leaks, employee arrest, AICN sneak info.
October
17
• News:
Band Names are very close, Helmut Newton bitchy about naked models,
boobies on display on Yahoo.
• Essay:
North Korea weirdness, Japanese hostages return home, nukes.
October
18
• News:
Band Names online at last, woman bites husband to death over sex,
Kilamanjaro melting
rapidly, First Niece goes to jail for her crack.
• Essay:
Impromptu short story, musically-derived.
October
19
• News:
Yesterday's story feedback, next story song, Band Names error updates,
amusing photos galore, Matrix 2 photos rule, the new Macarena, Enron
employee spills his guts.
• Essay:
Ferrari and other super fast things discussed.
October
20
• News:
Daily Archives organized, rat fruit picture, more DC sniper, new Nirvana
video sucks, Romanian language protection, synesthesia.
• Essay:
Why there are no great fantasy writers. Discussion of Tolkien's
writing. Readers don't want great writing.
October
21
• News:
Work continues on the great article'ing process, football commentary,
San Diego sports fan bandwagoning, more on the sniper, hockey game
streaker photo, Jamaican gay bashing, Oz school shooting.
• Essay:
A great fantasy novel recommendation discussed.
October
22
• News:
More article'ing, floating Halloween candles that suck, sniper gets
weird, funny pictures.
• Essay:
Food ingredients bitching. Mostly salt.
October
23
• News:
Jack'o lantern apples, sniper demands, massive internet attack.
• Essay:
Funny PBS programming schedule leads to unexpectedly serious Jim Crow
discussion.
October
24
• News:
Sniper got a bus driver, school bus threatened, sniper AWOL French
soldier?, FBI screwing up sniper calls, Moscow theatre hostage
situation.
• Essay:
Neglected rat babies, ratfruit tree, rat escapes discussed.
October
25
• News:
Sniper final discussion and my predictions prove accurate, Russia vs.
Chechnya discussion, Japanese hostages return from North Korea.
• Essay:
Keep your damn kids off the sports field.
October
26
• News:
Articling approaches a conclusion, Hermoine growing up too quickly,
fighting over Sniper prosecution, Swedish banking mistake, Bush lies
about everything, scissors left after operation, retired gay football
player comes out.
• Essay:
Mother's birthday discussion/my shortcomings as a son.
October
27
• News:
Stadium drainage sucks, Circlemakers.org rules, Russian theatre hostage situation
ends with much death.
• Essay:
Spirited Away review, horror novelist page updated with Lumley and
Johnstone.
October
28
• News:
Cool weather joy, no news on weekends, Russian hostage repercussions,
berserk kid in Oklahoma.
• Essay:
TV discussion, World Series remarks, G4 is unwatchable, other random
thoughts, Seven Seas high score to date.
October 29
No update,
power outage.
October
30
• News:
Blame SDG&E, Newsweek by candle light, no-longer frozen food.
October
31
• News:
Halloween, too much surfing, wider main page, Canadian Arabs are staying
home, anti-war protests, media confused over Iraqi arms inspections,
marijuana decriminalization propositions winning.
• Essay:
Mother's birthday stuff, lunch out, leather shopping and discussion.
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