May
2002
May
1
•
News: Uneventful return to work, Links page updated, Niagara Falls
daredevils, Darwin Awards, Disney death, 3500 cobras, size officially
does not matter.
• Essay:
Site traffic analysis and discussion.
May
2
•
News: Jamie Kellner interview, cyborg rescue rats.
• Essay:
Visible g-strings, good or bad?
May
3
•
News: Sleep deprivation, g-string check scandal continues, decapitated
war trophy, wacky Prince Phillip, "Rear of the Year 2002"
falls flat, amusing search strings.
• Essay:
War bloggers declare Islam an "honor-shame"
culture.
May
4
•
News: Anger-management issues at work, Napster increases album sales,
Michael Jackson's face = OMFG, French elections, yet another wacky
school suspension, Britney smoking = Armageddon, Oz whores worn out by
US sailor-boy.
• Essay:
Dr. Temple Grandin and autistic slaughterhouses.
May
5
•
News:
Another wasted weekend, Spidey breaks the bank, Wikipedia, sex in
high school, fun with Klez, lego-death.
• Essay:
The mailboxabomer runs wild.
May
6
•
News: Week off = more time to waste, Chirac wins France, vanishing
microbiologists, Canadian seal clubbers for welfare, goat plane crash,
Gary Glitter gets the boot.
• Essay:
Fun with search engines.
May
7
•
News: Restaurant review, Mr. T, priorities in Cambodia, Netherlands
assassination, mailbox bombings continue, real life Nurse Ratchet.
• Essay: Site searches, photos online, paranoia.
May
8
•
News: Boring sports, the longest update ever (yesterday), magic-box con
man, belly-pierced girls are easy, shin-bone stretching (ewww!), funny
news, Anna Kournikova's tits (according to Penthouse).
• Essay: Mailboxabomer caught (already).
May
9
•
News:
News glut, a "McBeating", AOL in the UK pays the price,
Layne Staley = dead junkie, Nicole Kidman's stalker sues, QE curses like
a sailor.
•
Essay: "What's for Lunch" goes bye bye.
May
10
•
News:
Breaking D2X, 14th story
non-suicide leap, breast-feeding = higher IQ, male children = early
death, Victory Day terrorism in Russia, Mailboxabomer was making a
smiley face, this day in history, sperm, vaginally-inserted = low blood
pressure.
•
Essay: UFOs, conspiracy
theories, and lack of media skepticism.
May
11
•
News:
Internet Slang Page
returns, sleep is bad, airline pilot gets security-checked, more idiot
school policies, nightmare junkyard neighbor.
•
Essay: SW2 early reviews and
commentary.
May
12
•
News:
April mailbag, dreams
about breasteseses, shopping carts are getting bigger and bums ride in
them, rugburn photo, the g-string check teacher returns, drunks get what
they deserve, more molesting priests.
•
Essay: Astronomy tells us that
we're all pretty much doomed, sooner or later.
May
13
•
News:
Work week blues, veggie
teens are healthier, Spider-Man's box office success, screwing with
security, horrifying body builder, UN sex book?
•
Essay: A friend comes out of the
closet.
May
14
•
News:
Hot chicks flirt in
packs, angry lion arm wrestles keeper, house of horrors, high school
sports idiots, amazing "Stranglets", Microsoft living up to
expectations, Russian Space Program building disaster.
•
Essay: Bill O'Reilly, Lileks and
other BS-leaking demagogues.
May
15
•
News:
Lakers win, work sucks,
evil cats, South African Burglar gets what he deserved, great senior
prank, mega-turkey, NASA shopping on eBay, the Euro gets uglier, US
government sabotaging pot studies.
• Essay: Kournikova Penthouse
photo examination (tits included).
May
16
•
News:
Movie Mistakes joins the
Links page, don't drop the soap on TV, bicycle crash of all time, purple
carrots, nasty kitties, more proof that drugs are cool, superstitious
Indian soldiers.
•
Essay: Impromptu seven-page
short story.
May
17
•
News:
Reflection on yesterday's
story, John O'Neill's impossibly ironic doom, babies know monkeys,
spitwad felony, 4th graders busted for possession of fingers,
"boner" essay = trouble, giraffe with an artifical leg, goose
attack, hungry dog and dead owner.
•
Essay: SW2 reviews (again).
May
18
•
News:
Roller coaster and E3
excitement, Anthrax investigation, Koreans eat dogs, bestiality in NZ,
rat shows, hotmail confirmed to suck ass, German hair color scandal,
Richard Gere's proudest moment.
•
Essay: Left wing political bias
amusingly-examined.
May
19
•
News:
South Park rules,
training-thongs, cocksucking newspaper articles, British criminal
priorities, MS security flaws (if you can believe it!), fanboi-construction
company, Simpson's do Pulp Fiction.
•
Essay: What's Better discussion.
May
20
•
News:
Week off, travel plans,
shit on a pedestal, geisha soccer fans, planes = hot weather, the
mystery hum in Indiana, prisoner fails to escape, movie answer man, SW2
makes money.
•
Essay: Bush's foreign policy
honeymoon may be over.
May
21 -- Out of town.
May 22
-- Out of town.
May
23
•
News:
E3 and Magic Mountain
quick recap, I'm so not a gamer, fun with email, a good Disney cartoon?,
Nigerian email scammers busted, priest making date rape drug, Israeli
embassy in France burned to the ground, UN environmental report, flat
soda in the ghetto, copy protection defeated with felt tip pen.
• Essay:
Criminal justice failings
and eyewitnesses.
May 24 --
Day off.
May
25
•
News: Spider-Man
vs. SW2 quick review, featherless chickens, Celebrity Boxing, pay for
prison stay, cryptozoology, Matrix 2 trailer and sword fighting.
• Essay:
Discussion of 9/11 foreknowledge and inaction.
May 26
•
News:
A Supernova will kill us all, Microsoft demands no
more OS OS, Anti-WTO spoofers, "tootsie-crunching" dogs in
Alaska.
•
Essay:
Star Wars and Spider-Man dumb plot points.
May 27
•
News:
Spinsanity comments on Republican cover ups, Taiwanese
plane disaster, bridge collapse, sleazy politics in Kentucky, female
pleasure device, and yet another Korean dog-eating item.
•
Essay:
Full LA/E3 trip recount. Longer than it
should be.
May
28
•
News: Roller
coaster death, Tasmania Tiger cloning, melee in Bahrain, Memorial Day
movie grosses, 12 y/o hires hit man for parents, carry-on vibrators,
bacteria cause weather.
•
Essay: Annoying old men at work.
May
29
•
News: Snail
mail sucks, Martian flying craft designs, Klez is #1, space Sabbath, 140
reasons to hate SW 1 and 2.
•
Essay: Site work never completed.
May
30
•
News: Fat
naked people, Yahoo screws itself, Bush hated in Europe, X-box warez.
•
Essay: Penis size, penis size, penis size.
May
31
•
News: Miss
Universe, E3 photos, national spelling bee, Japanese men live as
hermits.
•
Essay: All about pet rats.
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