June
2002
June 1
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News: Rat
security, my grocery routine, India vs. Pakistan, Afghan oil pipeline,
FBI grows sneakier, courts protect free speech, don't get involved,
Korean World Cup security.
• Essay:
Clear Channel and why radio sucks now.
June
2
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News: B-ball
playoffs, Ted Rall in Afghanistan, free Winona, crazed Indian soldier,
US into Afghanistan causing Pakistan problems, World Cup idiocy.
• Essay:
Everquest addiction and online time vs. real world time.
June
3
•
News: Lakers
finish off Sacramento, My Penis online, My Vagina online, suicide bomber
armament discussion.
• Essay:
Evolution discussed in scientific terms.
June
4
•
News: Weather
bitching, local election scummary, deep-fried twinkies, dirty signs,
X-box hacked, Webby Awards.
• Essay:
Amusing site stat discussion.
June
5
•
News: California
smoking age from 18 to 21, the evils of TIVO, vegetarians cause animal
deaths also, beware the horny dolphin.
• Essay:
Global warming discussion.
June
6
•
News: Fad diets
are bad for you, Korea going broke on the World Cup, R. Kelly is a
scumbag, nuts with dangerous dogs, amazing truck crash, small pox
vaccinations, Cheney's business past catching up with him, UK Spider Man
premiere features hot tarts, Air Force officer rips Bush up, man crashes
plane and helicopter.
• Essay:
Writing about personal stuff vs. news, on my blog.
June
7
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News: Sleepy Flux,
another dead Ramone, suing over a bad perm, R. Kelly looking like he are
guilty, Christians made over "Jesus" bleep, doctor info
online, doctors are assholes to nurses, McD's pays out for their
beef-soaked FFs, cop gives gay ass exams, Nickelodeon's gay show
protests, Britney dumb as a rock.
• Essay:
Lizards, snakes, and escaped gold fish.
June
8
•
News: QotD
discussion, JLo's hair disaster at the Oscars, Chinese newspaper falls
for an Onion story, Chandra Levy's disappearance, schools today; slutty
girls, stupid rules.
• Essay:
Top 40 cities to be single in discussion.
June
9
•
News: New Sunday
fiction format.
• Essay:
Short story excerpt.
June
10
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News: Powder puff
football brawl, Japanese umbrella murder, alligators, Russian fan World
Cup rampage, white elephant bridge, sleazy gaming ads and black
t-shirts.
• Essay:
Campaign finance and fund-raising.
June
11
•
News: McAfee and
Norton nearly destroy my computer, comment threads can be a horror,
Anthrax name change, deep-linking debate, Donald Rumsfeld gobbledegook,
animal torturers become serial killers, Catholic church shithead.
• Essay:
Walmart discussion, and a bonus great joke.
June
12
•
News: Worst 10
movies of the coming summer, police help kill business in small town,
semi-cute kitty photos, Afghan gays hit on soldier-boy, Chris Caldwell
makes a fool of himself, Chatterbox on Slate, McCartney gets married,
France bombs out of the World Cup.
• Essay:
Sports article discussion about flawed NBA vs. MLB comparisons.
June
13
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News: Lakers
boring victory, amazing space photographs, psycho French performance
artist, fat-free foods = fatter snackers, racism in the military,
highly-suspicious industrial accident, fake "going out of
business" sales, movie mistakes.
• Essay:
Why do women always prefer assholes?
June
14
•
News: Pain issues,
sinkhole in Florida, Baby Vamp naked, aging celebs, .jpg viruses,
British press vs. German press, amusing laptop losses, Playboy bunny car
auction.
• Essay:
Classic essay. All about castration and living without
balls. Horrifying links included.
June
15
•
News: Mystery
site traffic surge, South Korea's biggest soccer fan, sexy altar boys,
US chokes in the World Cup, zoo soccer fans, this man has no ass.
• Essay:
Troubling issues of the Padilla case, crooked county commissioners, UK
cops railroad another black guy, corrupt bus operations in Baltimore.
June
16
•
News: More Korean
World Cup security nuttiness, more news of the psycho FBI under Hoover.
• Essay:
Camel toes, Star Wars screw ups, Found magazine.
June
17
•
News: World Cup
stabbing, Portugal mourns, World Cup sluts, dirty beach photos, Scooby
Doo's big opening, Home Depot's odd selling policies, 80 year old mummy,
celebrity wedding idiots, Global warming is melting Alaska.
• Essay:
Flux says no to stupid news items.
June
18
•
News: Dad's surgery
depressing stories, Britney in a NASCAR movie, pro wrestler beats wife,
Padres future is bright, US UN people are insane, SF dog murderers catch
a break, fun flash game, why not to have children.
• Essay:
Amusing soccer stories and Mexican soccer riots.
June
19
•
News: Quick
surgery recovery, rate my kitten, tubcat, computer viruses are faster
than ever, Italian dating asshole, condom problems, police corruption
again.
• Essay:
Deep Throat discussion.
June
20
•
News: China's
growing male population disaster, SW Airlines making fat asses buy 2
tickets, SS death mistake, Billy Joel in rehab (flux says no).
• Essay:
Birthday indifference.
June
21
•
News: Amusing
site searches, digicam planning, Pam Anderson breaking mirrors without
makeup, Argentinean animal mutilations, Bigfoot is not; get over it,
Tennessee state senator pervert, Bush speech Nazi cops.
• Essay:
Mysterious site traffic surge explained.
June
22
•
News: Yankees
come to town, personal assistants suffer, infant pygmy
lorises
are cute, sweatiest
cities in the US (Flux says no).
• Essay:
Soccer vs. Football, game analysis discussion, soccer officiating is a
disaster.
June
23
•
News: Australian
jelly fish madness, work PC fun going away, South Korean World Cup
riots, hardcore Catholic nuts, amusing fornicator funeral, Egyptian
driving humor, seig heil yearbook salute turns ugly.
• Essay:
The biggest asshole cat-killer neighbor in history.
June
24
•
News: Square
watermelons, horrible World Cup officiating, Pakistani wedding
celebration kills damn near everyone, do not buy kittens/puppies from
major chain stores,
• Essay:
Crocodile eats convict, Flux Says No.
June
25
•
News: Minority
Report, worst poet in history, UK lesbian sperm bank, banned X-box
commercial, VillianSupply.com, Arizona fire, uber hotel in Vegas.
• Essay:
Hot lesbian tennis action, Hantuchova cuter than Kournikova?
June
26
•
News: Rosie
O'Donnell and her perpetual fury, more huge accounting scandal
bankruptcies, sexy soccer chicks, German Nuns watch the World Cup (Flux
Says No).
• Essay:
Capital punishment debate and discussion.
June
27
•
News: Plastic
Saturn melts in forest fire, Playboy women of Enron, more hot soccer
fans (m/f), 400 lbs Cher fan, internally-injected semen makes chicks
feel good.
• Essay:
Pledge of Allegiance discussion.
June
28
•
News: Digicam
begins: Dad's living room, wall decoration, rodent. Pork chop shoe
lawsuit, Muslims threaten church artwork, nekkid pictures on
international Yahoo portals.
• Essay:
Corporate greed and tort reform discussion.
June
29
•
News: Germans say
no one likes them, satellite mammograms, veiled driver's license photos,
turn off the engine when you screw in a car in a garage, Georgia's
fornication law.
• Essay:
Wild Animal Park trip and photos.
June
30
•
News: More
digicam fun, don't rob a gun store with a knife, top/bottom 10
celebrities for autographs.
• Essay:
Adam Sandler's inexplicable fame and success discussed.
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