July
2002
July 1
•
News: English
people (women) shouldn't be allowed to work in crappy jobs like Burger
King, real life role-playing game nearly turns fatal, gay Turkish soccer
celebrations, over-selectivity = I'll never get laid again.
• Essay:
International Criminal Court discussion.
July
2
•
News: Digicam and
rechargable batteries, Afghan war recap, the evil Hoover FBI's ultimate
irony, airport security acting predictably, topless car wash, even
little old ladies hate lawyers, art is a can of shit, Thailand embarrassing
itself, TTT teaser trailer and idiot fan boy discussion.
• Essay:
My cute rats, with photos. Horrifying hordes of uncute rats in
India.
July
3
•
News: Army finds
a new way to kill recruits, AIDS ruining all the fun of a 3rd world
vacation, the Who really miss their bassist, tourist teen kills himself,
another hot teacher goes too far.
• Essay:
Cattle mutilation and aliens have religion?
July
4
•
News: Holiday
non-plans, gay woman dates gay man for the anal sex, child molester on
the run ends up in a cactus patch, Australian tax on vomiting drunks,
FDA bans nicotine-water, Pittsburgh cops unaware of the 1st Amendment.
• Essay:
Long UFO discussion.
July
5
•
News: Weird
German latex porn, European mid-air plane crash, Molly Ivins on Bush,
fun with fireworks.
• Essay:
Bill Cosby is a spiritualist dupe?
July
6
•
News: Weird
dream, rats on parade, US leaking Iraq Attack plans, religious
conservatives see no shades of gray, article on US business scandals,
John Walker discussion.
• Essay:
Nudity and Jennifer Aniston's tits.
July
7
•
News: Julia
Roberts gets married, floods, nude crowd photos, female genital drugs,
George Michael's new video, US teaching crisis, LAX shooting.
• Essay:
Ann Coulter's latest idiotic rant dissected.
July
8
•
News: Ted
Williamscicle, map of the universe, humorous streaker at Wimbledon,
hyperlinks are illegal, worldwide kiddy porn network, huge fat dead
people, Ann Coulter's typical lies discussed.
• Essay:
King's Fish House reviewed, bonus waitress flirting.
July
9
•
News: Site
updates galore, site stats coming.
• Essay:
Men in Black financial report, rate my kitten, Wimbledon streaker again,
Christian Dior foolery, keep your women out of Pakistan, white couple
have black baby.
July
10
•
News: Technical
errors, old feeble rats, Texas floods recede, Pat Tillman joins the
army, how to be a conservative pundit, Inglewood cop violence, Bobby
Unser Jr. has issues, funnies classified ad ever.
• Essay:
Rate her ass vs. hot or not scoring oddities.
July
11
•
News: Dead rat,
amusing site stats, why web radio was killed, Batman vs. Superman, why
SW has gone to suck, Al Unser lunacy, the eerie non-debate over war with
Iraq, marriage under Islam, Inglewood police brutality, yummy chicken
processing methods.
• Essay:
Flying wing, conspiracy, and prototype super jets.
July
12
•
News: Computer
error icon comes to ironic life, queens brawl, science teacher loses his
mind, hot PETA propaganda, British men lack balls for condom shopping,
Michaelangelo links and talk, firearm safety class with a typical
result, Allen Iverson (Flux Says No).
• Essay:
Wild goose chases in the name of homeland security.
July
13
•
News: The nuts I
know at work, the worst 50 shows from TV Guide leaves off Rush Limbaugh,
Iverson bashing, Japanese ban eyebrow plucking, White House budget
idiots, researchers discover Envy and are shocked, Mac users are
smarter.
• Essay:
Site stats and where they lead us.
July
14
•
News: Work and
the long game vs short crowd theory, birth porno, Japanese doctors are
insane, super jet explosion, old person driving story.
• Essay:
Old man released from prison, wants to go back, commits suicide.
July
15
•
News: Upcoming
movie discussion, fascist church vandals in the UK, Chinese mummy, First
Amendment vanishes in Pennsylvania, Iranian dancer persecution, wild
goose chasing media, tub 'o guts gets lucky.
• Essay:
Hackers helping with privacy issues for their own agenda, and discussion
of privacy on the Internet.
July
16
•
News: Blind
ass-feeling German psychic, Republican lawmakers scared of AIDS puppet,
Harrison Ford + Callista Lockheart, Aliens vs. Predator movie,
• Essay:
White trash disaster.
July
17
•
News: Iverson's
mug shot, Aaliaha's plane crash disaster, London vampire teen, Spain and
Morocco battle over god-forsaken rock.
• Essay:
Bulwar-Llyton bad writing contest, siamese twins discussion.
July
18
•
News: Pointless
college student suicide, man mails dick photos, another junkie Bush
daughter, Billy Bob and Angelina Jolie break up, kitten BBQing white
trash, California governor kookiness.
• Essay:
The very scary John Ashcroft profiled, homeland spy organizations,
Calvin and Hobbes.
July
19
•
News: Angel of
Death UK doctor with over 200 kills, cool dinosaur skeleton, Fair Use
dies again, Pakistani religious execution.
• Essay:
Pitcairn Island sex abuse discussion.
July
20
•
News: Birthday
resolutions, bizarre Iranian capital punishment, Chinese abortion
atrocities, super Volkswagon, cow is not good for you.
• Essay:
Forum discussion of why I hate Friends, boobie slang vs. vagina
slang.
July
21
•
News: Store
fight, amusing subliminal advertising award winner discussion.
• Essay:
Amusingly ignorant anti-evolution article, speaking in tongues.
July
22
•
News: Spenser
Tunic nudes, whorehouse in Oz photo, Antarctic rescue underway, school
administrators have no sense of humor.
• Essay:
Logical disconnect between family planning funding and the consequences,
some truth about US bombing in Afghanistan begins to emerge.
July
23
•
News: The scam
that is vacation pay, eat deer and die, women enjoy strip clubs, web
radio still under attack, non-lethal weapons, the Pope adds an imaginary
saint.
• Essay:
Weird dream discussed.
July
24
•
News:
Notes and novel outline progresses,
supramurat niyazov books search discussion, English or Germans are
worse, another rapper raper, alternative country controversy, Maw
Clampett strikes it rich, AIDS in prisons, rats in rich houses, fluorescent
painted road kill koalas.
• Essay:
San Francisco may start growing their own medicinal pot.
July
25
•
News: Minority
Report report, food safety info, Brad Pitt's beard explained, mysterious
black water in the Gulf of Mexico.
• Essay:
Christian mini skirt discussion.
July
26
•
News: Cooking and recipes, privacy no
longer exists, gay man shocked to discover the truth, MS = virus bait,
legal corporate hacking,
• Essay:
Bitching about hot weather, A/C costs, and computer shut downs.
July
27
•
News: Austin
Powers III, more on the black water, fat man sues fa(s)t food for making
him fat, fat Frenchmen, squid death, vibrator in the luggage, trapped
coal miners.
• Essay:
Goldmember review and discussion.
July
28
•
News: Hawaiian
volcano fun, William Shatner looking very scary, UFO sighting, guy suing
the Osbournes, Clinton looking for reimbursement, Dubya's shady business
past, best/worst countries to live in, rescued coal miners, Ukraine
plane pain.
• Essay:
My mother's sentimental writing.
July
29
•
News: Anthony's
Express food discussion, Army guys kill their wives, more Australian
whores, Vatican carries on with saint lies, The Who need a new bassist,
custom lettering recommendation, gay wrestling toy, amusing small-dicked
man, Cheney must not be summoned, cheerleader stripper training, more
Florida election fuckery.
• Essay:
Canadian flame discussion.
July
30
•
News: Funny psycho
math page, funny porn pop up ad, Mikey goes too far, drunken Florida
social worker, dirty slang referrals, more on the coal miners, beached
pilot whales, scram jet news.
• Essay:
Free association essay: choking on corn, weird news, rotting peaches,
new hippy keyboard.
July
31
•
News: Scram jet
info, airports of the future, natural keyboard discussion, thongs on the
rise, fat man discrimination in Oz, PCP smoking fun, Chinese smuggling,
wild stage antics, Atlanta sex show.
• Essay:
Easy online IQ test.
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