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¤ Phrase: "Alone... alone... alone..."
¤ Usage: Repeat the word repeatedly as soon as you are left alone in a room, even if someone else can be found less than ten feet away.
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Origin: We've got Dusty to thank for this one, since it's his habit. Whenever he's restless, or whenever both Malaya and me change rooms, leaving him alone in the living room or bedroom, he wakes up, looks around and begins sounding in a sonar-like fashion, as he repeatedly meows, each yowl at exactly the same pitch and tone.

¤ Notes: He's not actually saying "alone" of course, at least not that we know, but since he only does it when he's suddenly alone, either due to his wandering or our movement, it seems a reasonably translation, based on the context. Since I made up the "alone" joke, whenever Dusty wanders off and begins yowling pathetically in the otherwise-empty bathroom or bedroom or living room, Malaya and me amuse each other by saying, "Alone, alone, alone..." over and over again, in the same pitch that Dusty uses.

Hey, it beats, "Shut up!" which is what we used to yell, which had about as much effect on the cat as you might expect. -- August 16, 2004

Wednesday September 1, 2004
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"Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great ones make you feel that you too, can become great."
--Mark Twain

was going to write up a bunch of personal blog stuff today, to go with the plethora of news items I blogged on Monday and Tuesday. I was going to talk about mall shopping, outrageous prices for brand name stuff, the great buffet lunch we had at Todai [including the best glass of soda (Pepsi) I've ever had in my life] and what sushi means to Malaya and me (very different things), jogging frustrations, juggling aches and pains, and much more, all of it entirely unimportant in the larger scheme of things.

I was going to do that, but since Monday's blog was a year and a day long, and it's gotten late Tuesday night and I need to get a couple of hours work in on the novel, I'll have to postpone that stuff for Friday's entry. Today there is a bunch of news of all sorts, so the blog entries on actual news stories are down below, and the entertainment stuff is up here. There's even some reader mail! There are no reviews at all, for a change, and yes, I'm way behind on those as well. As usual.

 

¤ Reader mail!

Well, just two of them, and both on the same subject; housing prices. In a recent blog, I quoted from an article about a shooting in Indianapolis, and what I found most amazing were the housing prices; $60k for actual houses, in a decent area. Having lived in California, first Southern, now Northern, since about 1983 (and I was too young to pay any attention to the real estate market before then anyway) I found that shocking. You can't buy a rock within 50 miles of the California coast for less than $200k at this point, and in most places even the smallest, oldest, crappiest house anywhere near the ocean is going to cost you well over $750k.

Malaya and I live nowhere near the ocean (or even the bay) and while we're in a relatively upper class area, it's far from the most expensive around here. One bedroom condos like we live in were going for $200k a year ago. Just recently two of them in our area went for $270k. That's roughly 35% price increase in 14 months, if you're wondering.  Yes, it's a housing bubble.

Anyway, two readers wrote in from other parts of the country with some comments on what houses cost where they live. First up, we've got a reader from Indiana, not too far from where the shootings were in the news article I quoted from:

Now that particular neighborhood is not very good...old, small houses that are close together. But it isn't some wild exception, either. To give you a comparison, I live in an adjacent county to Indianapolis (suburbs, basically). I moved into a new house in a new subdivision in 2000. The house is two stories, with a two-car garage, and 2000 square feet of living space. Set me back about $126K. It isn't anything fancy...brick on the front but vinyl on the other three sides...1/8 acre plot. But it's a nice first house. And there are lots of neighborhoods going up around here. Corn fields are being converted to subdivisions quite rapidly in the area. So if the wife and I decided to sell our house right now, we'd definitely take a loss. You have to compete with not only other existing housing, but all of the cheap new housing as well.

And here's word from a reader in Cleveland, Ohio.

The house up the street from mine is on sale for $108K and it's ridiculously overpriced. Most houses in this neighborhood (which is pretty nice), run from 80K to 100K.. and they are 2 story houses with garages, decent sized front and back lawns, 3 or 4 bedrooms, etc.

Keep in mind we make a lot less here though, so it's all relative.

Talking to a friend once in Calif who had a similar job that I had, and just was stunned that I was only making about 35K a year. Claiming I was getting ripped off, because he was making 100K a year. Of course I could rent an apartment here at the time for 400-450/mo while he couldn't find anything lower than 1500. heh.

Told him he needed that job and to telecommute from here.

That's a far greater salary disparity than I've generally seen, for similar jobs, but even at the 3 to 1 ratio... you'd still be living in a box in California!  My dad's house in San Diego was about $180k when he bought it 15 years ago, and it's your basic 3 bedroom 1.5 bath 2200ish square feet family dwelling.  Far below McMansion size, but it was built long before SUV sized homes became all the rage through much of the country (but not in CA, since if you can afford that much house, you can afford a real mansion, given what land costs anywhere near anything).  Homes on his street are now selling for over $650k, and he's not in a rich area... at least he wasn't 5 years ago. Since then 2/3 of the long time residents have grown giddy with thoughts of $500k profits and sold their homes, and the new people moving in are at least upper-middle class. As they have to be, to make the $3500+ a month their $500k mortgage requires.

Anyway, if it's $100k for a 3 bedroom house in Indiana (or wherever) and $650k in California... that's a lot more than triple the income will cover.  And as most of us know, renting is slow death.

It's largely OT, but I've seen some interesting discussions of the huge effect this sort of thing has had on relative black vs. white family net worth.  After WW2 is when a great percentage of US families got their first decent house, thanks to the booming economy, housing boom, interstate travel opening up, GIs returning home, low government mortgage rates, etc.  White and black families bought homes of comparable value back then, but over time the white areas increased in value a great deal, while the black areas didn't, and when you multiply that interest over time and fast forward 30 or 40 or 60 years, even with comparable salaries (and that's obviously a fantasy) the white family is worth far more than the black family, simply because their biggest asset, their home, is worth 3 or 4x more than the black family's home.  In other words, living on the wrong side of the tracks has a huge effect over time.

 

 

¤ Dooce was one of the first blogs I really enjoyed, and one of the blogs that got me thinking it might be fun to have one of these blog type thingies myself. She's listed on my sorely-outdated links page, and she gained some measure of Internet fame when she got fired from her job for talking too much shit about coworkers on her blog. That's all long in the past, and I've found her blog a lot less interesting over the past year since she had a baby and talks about virtually nothing else since then. She's still pretty good sometimes; I just skip over 90% of the "Oh I love my adorable little baby so much!" stuff. Especially when there are pictures. She's not as insipid as Lileks since he had his baby, at least.

Anyway, I bring Dooce and her site up today since her August 28, 2004 update was the first blog entry I've ever seen that was written by a mental patient. No, really. Dooce had herself committed since her postpartum depression was not lifting, to the point she thought she might hurt herself, and the cocktails of Prozac-style drugs she'd been taking weren't working anymore.

There's nothing especially revelatory in her loony bin update, or the follow-up posted on the 31st in which she talks about what it's like in an institution and how happy she is to be leaving soon, but I thought the novelty factor of blogging by crayon absolutely deserved a mention.

 

 

¤ The ABC news show 20/20 recently reported on the apparently shocking new addiction of Internet Porn. I didn't see the program, but just reading the online version was enough to make me laugh several times, and shake my head half a dozen more. Who wrote this thing, the AFA?  It's like Reefer Madness about porn, and couldn't be more frumpy, disapproving, and one-sided. (Read the Jan 24, 2003 entry here for much more on this porn addiction subject.) It's a John Stossel report, to no one's surprise. He's pretty notorious for this sort of muck-raking garbage. A few absurd quotes:

Most of us navigate quickly past the come-ons. But for some who are enticed to open these cyber doors, one click can ruin their lives.

"I thought it was just a recreational thing that I could do on my own, but it cost me everything," said Michael Leahy.

He told 20/20 that he kept his habit a secret from his wife, Patti Onorato, for 14 years. But eventually his life came crashing down, just like that of an alcoholic hitting rock bottom. In this case, though, the drug of choice was cyberporn.

So he was addicted to cyberporn for 14 years? Assuming they broke up a year ago, that means he got started in 1989 or so. Wow, talk about an early-adapter; most people hadn't even heard of the Internet then, and this piehole was already addicted to cyber porn?  How much fun could that have been given the modem and phone technology of the time, and the fact that there were like 50 websites on earth?

 

Experts say there are hundreds of thousands of men like Leahy out there.

"Every man I've talked to has started out with a Playboy. And now they spend hours upon hours on the Internet," said Lisa, who did not want her last name included.

The upstate New Yorker was one of several women who spoke to 20/20 under the condition of anonymity. She was jolted by the discovery that the man in her life was obsessed with cyberporn.

Where do they get these figures? I mean is "hundreds of thousands of men" based on anything other than the wild conjecture of anti-porn crusaders? Also, it's hard not to discount any argument that begins with Reefer Madness logic. One peek at Playboy and it's all over!

Incidentally, I wonder how long it will be before this example dies? I mean Playboy's sales have been declining for years, and it's mostly older men who still buy it, while the "lad mags" like Maxim and FHM and Details are growing in popularity, especially among younger men who might actually have sons of their own. Sons who will cut their porn teeth on whatever dad leaves lying around, as generations of men have done before them. The lad mags seem far more pornographic than Playboy, even though their US incarnations eschew actual nudity; there's no innocence in them; the women are always oiled or dressed in fetish gear or posed in porn positions; they've just got tiny bikinis or other strips of cloth blocking the view of nipples and vagina.

Or is the entire magazine concept hopelessly outdated, with those formative porn experiences entirely overwritten by the easy availability of online porn? Why waste time with the near-nudity of print mags when your inbox is full of more porn than you can ever look at?

 

On the Web, you can see plenty for free. Those in search of hard-core porn pay from $50 to thousands a month.

Is this really true? I guess (grudgingly) some people get addicted to chat sites and live cams and pay more money for actual interaction, but wasn't that true of phone sex lines 20 years ago, before we even had an Internet? Every porn site I ever see a banner for is ridiculously-cheap; $3 for a week or $5 a month or something like that, and they claim to have gigs of content.  I've never paid for porn or surfed a pay site, but are there guys so crazed for porn that they need to subscribe to 10 pay sites at once?  I can hardly keep up with 10 blogs at once, and I'm not reading any of those one-handed.

The other thing I never understand about porn addiction is how people keep at it for so many hours. I mean isn't the whole joke about porn how awful it all is once you're not motivated by sexual desire? How do these guys not use it to "fulfill their needs" if you know what I mean, and then move on to something more interesting? Do they just have super sex drives and feel horny again as soon as they wash away the evidence?  My opinion of porn has always been that it's just barely tolerable when I'm horny, and utterly pointless when I'm not. An opinion obviously not shared by these alleged addicts.

Just in case you weren't sure how cheesy and exploitive the program was, the last line of the online article drives the point home with sledgehammer subtlety.

All these men live in a shadow world, insisting they're just normal guys. Which means anyone of them could be your husband, your brother or even your son

Destroy your computer before it's too late!

 

 

¤ A damn interesting interview with long time Hollywood script writer Peter Briggs can be seen here.  I saw a link to it from AICN, and they linked since the guy being interviewed wrote one of the earliest drafts of AvP. In the interview he talks about AvP, other scripts on the subject, horror and action movies in general (he wrote a lot of the Hellboy script), and more. There have been rumors about AvP saying that it was ruined by the PG-13 rating, that the original movie would have been great if they could only have showed all the violence and fight scenes, etc. Rumors started by Anderson, the director. Are they true?

Mr. D: Anderson says all the best scenes in 'AvP' have been cut?

He did?? Really!? That's...fairly unbelievable. I've got several drafts of his script from over the last year or so, including the last few shooting drafts, and...he said that? What "best scenes"? Pretty much what he wrote in the script's up there. The only major thing of any consequence I'm flashing on is a daft scene where the Predator strips out the Alien's brain and plays chicken-claw with it. There's a peachy coffee table book of the A.D.I. effects work that I picked up at the Comicon, and there's some pics of that in there. It's not like Anderson wrote a lot of fight scenes in his thing to begin with. And I don't think either of the opening scenes were ever filmed? There's some dialog that's been trimmed, sure, but...?

ews items of note from the last couple of days. Suspicious murder in China, 9/11 toys you know you want, and the continuing decline in elected officials, spotlighted by Rep. Dennis Hastert.

 

 

¤ Bizarre news story from China.

A man who killed six men in Beijing and then cut off their genitals has been executed, state media reported on Friday.

The victims had all gang-raped Li Yijiang, 25, before he went on his murderous campaign of vengeance, the Beijing Today newspaper said.

Li killed the six between late 2002 and early 2003, in all cases cutting off their genitals.

This sounds like the plot to Kill Bill 3.  Pity the news item doesn't mention whether or not he had a special super sharp sword made for the job, like The Bride did. On the other hand, do you really want a sharp blade for this sort of work? A rusty spoon is more appropriate, really.

With that sarcasm out of the way, I must point out that I think this article is at least 90% fictional. It's news issued by propaganda-happy Chinese State Media, and as the rest of the article points out, the Chinese government is busy trying to repress free speech and pornography, as all repressive regimes do.

China is in the midst of a "people's war" against pornography on the Internet, and has closed down hundreds of sites and arrested dozens of people.

Beijing has also launched a crackdown on adult-oriented entertainment venues and businesses surrounding schools and universities in a drive to stamp out negative influences on young people.

The blitz reflects two top concerns of the Chinese leadership - the ethical standards of the young and the subversive potential of the Internet.

I must admit that I don't quite see how this story serves their purpose, other than to connect horrible crimes with online porn. If the article was about how some serial rapist/murderer was meeting his prey through online porn dating sites, that would be an obvious cautionary tale. Even if it weren't true. But in this case, it's just weird stuff to weird people.

 

 

¤ This one is all over the news and it's pretty amusing, in a horrible sort of way.

Small toys showing an airplane flying into the World Trade Center were packed inside more than 14,000 bags of candy and sent to small groceries around the country before being recalled.

...

The toys came in an assortment purchased sight unseen from L&M Import in Miami and included the toys depicting the Sept. 11, 2001, attack on the twin towers, whistles and other small toys, said Luis Pedron, Lisy's national sales manager. The invoice said the toy was a plastic swing set.

"I hate to blame the importer. He probably did not know what he was getting. He brings them in 40-foot containers. But whoever made it knew exactly what they were making," Pedron said.

...

The company's 100 distributors sent out the candy bags. Most are sold to small Hispanic and Mexican groceries, Pedron said.

They've recalled them, they didn't know they were in there, etc, etc. I imagine some of the usual "freedom fries" suspects will try to find out and say we should ban all imports from that country/company.  Whatever. You want one though, don't you? Just admit it, you want one.  It'll be hard to find; they had a few on Ebay a couple of days ago, but as I look now I can't find the listing. People say it had been bid up to over $5000, which seems ridiculous... but then again, plenty of people pay ridiculous prices for ridiculous things.

 

 

¤ This isn't really worth a blog entry, but since I saw a link to it, read it, and loudly exclaimed, "That's the stupidest thing I've ever read in my entire life!" I suppose I'm obligated to at least mention it.  Dennis Hastert is the speaker of the house, a ranking Republican, and over the weekend he was on some FOX show talking about various things, when he let the following gem slip out:

On "Fox News Sunday," the Illinois Republican insinuated that billionaire financier George Soros, who's funding an independent media campaign to dislodge President Bush, is getting his big bucks from shady sources. "You know, I don't know where George Soros gets his money. I don't know where - if it comes overseas or from drug groups or where it comes from," Hastert mused.

An astonished Chris Wallace asked: "Excuse me?"

The Speaker went on: "Well, that's what he's been for a number years - George Soros has been for legalizing drugs in this country. So, I mean, he's got a lot of ancillary interests out there."

Wallace: "You think he may be getting money from the drug cartel?" Hastert: "I'm saying I don't know where groups - could be people who support this type of thing. I'm saying we don't know."

Okay, leaving aside the absurd ease with which anyone interested can look into the sources of George Soros' billions, has Mr. Speaker here given this an instant of thought? If there's anything foreign drug cartels want less than legalization of narcotics, I can't imagine what it would be. Armageddon, perhaps, though even that would pump up sales, at least in the short term.  Just hypothetically, if cocaine and heroin and other drugs were legalized, or at least decriminalized, every drug cartel on earth would collapse inside of a year, as prices plummeted and the US and other major drug-consuming countries shifted to local production.

Why would anyone pay to ship cocaine up from Columbia, or import opium poppies from Afghanistan when we could just grow them in huge industrially-farmed fields in the US south, or California, side by side all of our other crops? Even if imports continued, prices would drop through the floor.  Checked the US market for imported tobacco lately? Heard much lately about the bloodthirsty and ruthless international tobacco smuggling cartels?

Christ, what an idiot this guy is. And he's not some sycophant blogger or shilling Coulter-esque columnist -- he's an elected official, one who holds a very high rank in the Republican Party. This man writes and approves dozens of laws and government policies every year, and if this is any indication, he doesn't have two brain cells to rub together.

 

After I wrote the above on Monday, Tuesday brought a bit more on the subject.

I've talked to reporters who've asked Hastert this around the convention hall. And he's been aggressively restating the 'charge.' I'm told he even shoved his finger in the chest of one of them when repeating it.

Now Soros has written this letter to Hastert, asking him to put up or shut up, or, more specifically "either substantiate these claims -- which you canont do because they are false -- or publicly apologize for attempting to defame my character and damage my reputation."

No word yet on Hastert's response, but given his character, I strongly doubt he'll do anything that could even remotely be construed as honorable.

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