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Sunday July 21, 2002
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I'm reminded of a quote I heard long ago: "If you don't preach religion in my school, I won't think in your church." -- James Randi

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Worked Saturday night, and I work Sunday afternoon, so as usual, I'm writing this about an hour after I wanted to be in bed.  My knees are worrying me.  In the past I've always had sore feet or ankles or back, but usually something in the joints.  Like it would hurt to put weight on a foot due to insufficient shoe padding, or a bruise, but it would go away as soon as I wasn't walking on it.  The knees this year are sore in the tendons and ligaments, and they're getting steadily worse.  I couldn't do 5 deep knee bends now and get back up after each one to save my life.  I'm okay walking or standing, it's just bending the knees more than about halfway that hurts.  Price I pay for having such a fun and worthwhile career, I suppose.

Anyway, here's some news.

• Amusing news item.

The victim said when she received her tab she discovered she had been overcharged. The woman said she questioned store employees about the mistake and during the discussion one of the employees "threw a punch" at her friend.

She said she stepped between to the two women and that's when the employee bit her on the arm.

I'm guessing the tip jar didn't get a lot of deposits that night.

• Article about the best ad campaigns of the year, and the three winning ads for a UK night club (I guess?) are just brilliant.  All three are linked to from the article, and I think #1 is the best of them, though #2 is pretty damn funny also. At first glance it's just a bunch of attractive young people standing around.  Then you look closer and the semi-subliminal dirty scenes become visible.  It's like an erotic "What's wrong with this picture" game.  Clever the amount of naughty suggestion they managed to cram into each one.

In image one, if you're not seeing it, I see:

 • Top left: Cunnilingus.
 • Lower left: Pearl necklace.
 • Top middle: Breast grabbing.
 • Top middle: Woman appears to be peeing on the guy's face.
 • Middle right: Pool cue in the butt.
 • Far right: Woman drinking beer/fellatio.

The funny thing is that you see more and more as you look, so you start trying to figure out what's dirty about the others.  Like that guy with the beach ball must be up to something, or the woman lower middle lying there so peacefully should appear to be wanking, if I look at it long enough.

ere's a newspaper editorial from Kentucky sure to bring amusement to biologists and anthropologists everywhere.

If some people want to believe they descended from apes, it's their business. We don't believe it, and even if we did, we wouldn't want to know it. It isn't that we have anything against apes in their place. We just don't believe they have a place in our family tree.

Change all mentions of "apes" to "earth revolving around the sun" and party like it's 1399!

The article is sort of pointless to analyze, (it's a bit like debating a political position essay written by a 10 year old) since the author makes no pretense of discussing things from a scientific angle. So just a couple of observations.  The author's central point seems to be that the recent human ancestor fossil finds (and by extension all fossil finds?) are suspect since the scientists digging for them found them where they were looking for them.

We refer to such people as archaeologists and paleontologists who dig around in god-forsaken places in search of God knows what and usually find it, which gives us pause.

This is to say that these people often have a preconceived notion about what they will find, and after much digging, there it will be.

Is that some tortured sentence structure/verb tense usage there, or what? Hope his English teacher doesn't read it. Anyway, he is saying that all archaeological digs end in discovery of useful fossils, and by implication that the scientists plant or invent whatever it is they are finding. I'm sure any veteran archeologist would weep at the thought of every expedition coming home with new finds; as far as I know there are hundreds or thousands of major digs going on every year, and maybe a dozen find something really remarkable. The author also seems to be suggesting that locations for digs are picked at random, when that's obviously absurd.  Quite a few fossil finds are just picked up on the surface, where erosion has exposed things buried for millions of years.  It's just a matter of finding them.

The funny thing is that he appears to have reservations about human evolution only based on the fact that fossils are found by people who are looking for them.

Harvard anthropologist Dan Lieberman calls the skull a major find but says it raises "a wheelbarrow full of questions," which may be a gross understatement. Why, for instance, were scientists digging in what has been described as a remote, wind-swept stretch of desert dunes where the skull was found?

Answer: They started with an assumption, and all else falls neatly in place. That's what gives us pause.

I'm sure one could find extensive information about how the dig location was selected; based on past fossil finds, geological analysis, age testing of surrounding strata, etc. So if that were provided, would the author of the article be satisfied?  Somehow I doubt it.

 

In related science news:

“I can’t really explain it; it’s a dialect you can’t understand,” Berry said about the cryptic pattern of speech known as speaking in tongues. “But, without a doubt, it’s evidence of being filled with the Holy Spirit.”

Funny, I have no problem coming up with plenty of doubts. Though I guess it depends on how you define "Holy Spirit" or "speaking in tongues".

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