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Thursday July 4, 2002
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I am an atheist in the sense of someone who does not think there is any good reason to believe in a supernatural entity that created and somehow supervises the universe. I do not know that such an entity is non existent, but until extraordinary evidence is provided to substantiate such an extraordinary claim, I relegate God to the same realm as Santa Claus. -- Massimo Pigliucci

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So it's a holiday in the US, not that that means anything to me. (I often work on them, if the schedule demands it, and don't have a regular job to get holidays off, so they don't really alter my schedule any.)  This particular holiday means something, as it's Independence Day, and therefore a rather patriotic day, generally speaking.  I suspect it'll be much more so than usual after events of last 9/11, though the connection is somewhat tenuous.  I mean it's not like Britain hijacked those planes last September to try and terrorize us, thereby subjugating this rebellious colony back into her majesty's empire.

But as I said, it's a patriotic sort of day, and the US has been a much more patriotic country the last 9+ months than it was previously.  If that's a good thing or a bad thing I leave to your discretion.

I don't have any plans to do anything special today, not even blow off my fingers with a Roman candle.  Sorry.  I don't even like to think about that (blowing off fingers), as it's just a horrible concept.  I'd almost rather lose a leg or an eye than a finger, since I type so many hours a day.  This is how I communicate, and how I'm going to earn my living, eventually.  I guess I could learn to compensate for a missing finger; the ones next to it would just have to take over 3 additional keys, or I'd have to move my hand side to side somewhat, but it would be very inconvenient.  It's not like I'm a shop teacher here or something, where a missing digit is almost a prerequisite, and is useful in some ways, such as getting the little shits to listen when you warn them about the band saw.

Anyway, the lower portion is pretty long today, and I've got a bunch of stuff backed up on the notes page; enough to do tomorrow's whole update instantly.  Here are a few news items, though they are long on comment and short on news.  Fark off if you don't like it.

• Funny article on the Village Voice website, by a lesbian dating a gay man.  It's full of porno-style sexual exploits, and will probably confirm all of your stereotypes about wildly-promiscuous homosexual behavior.  If you have such stereotypes to confirm, that is.

No one knew exactly what to make of us. People assumed he was gay and I was his fag-hag friend or they'd read us as straight, which freaked us both out.

"Oh, so you're both bisexual," people would conclude.

"No, he's gay and I'm a lesbian." I would usually introduce him as my fag boyfriend, and I could see everyone trying desperately to process that phrase and then respond appropriately. We met a guy at a party once, and after we explained our situation, he was mesmerized.

"Wow, that is so cool," he said. "You're the future!" Apparently we were the very near future, because we took him home that night.

• An accused child molester who fled to Mexico has been found beaten nearly to death and thrown into a cactus patch.

Officer Emma Bribiescas, a Chandler police spokeswoman, said there is no evidence that Younglove molested children while in Mexico, or that angry parents are responsible for the beating.

"People can obviously assume that could be a possibility," Bribiescas said.

Gee, you think?  As a side note, his last name was "Younglove".  Is that 1) incredibly ironic? 2) The cruel hand of fate? 3) Not his birth name?

• A law I heartily-endorse is being passed in a town in Australia.  It's an extra tax on pubs and bars for the street clean up required by the filthy drunks who stagger out of them and vomit in the streets, piss on walls, break bottles, fight, vandalize shoppes, etc.  The bars are complaining, but you know they'll just tack $.25 onto the price of everything and cover it easily enough. The downtown tourist area of New Orleans is basically one long pub crawl, with bars every 20 feet, and the streets are literally soaked in vomit every night.  They have street sweeping vehicles that go by every day pre-dawn to make it presentable for the tourists again the next day, and I assume that's covered in the taxes bars pay.

• Ironic article about the FDA banning sales of nicotine-tinged water.  The FDA has also banned nicotine lollipops, lip balm, and other such things.  Their justification is that since nicotine is a drug found in regulated prescription and over the counter medical devices such as nicotine patches, it can't be put into just anything.  The tobacco industry has managed to keep nicotine in cigarettes and chaw though the might of their lobbying industry, so it's an obvious hypocrisy that those poisonous products remain legal, while no new products with nicotine can be introduced. 

• Here's your "cops are dicks" story of the day.  Pittsburgh police are routinely arresting people for using simple profanity, which, oddly enough, isn't illegal.  Obscenity is, but that only applies to sexually explicit talk, not just a bad word or two.  Simple misunderstanding of the law?

In November 2000, Johnston and Lagrosa were in the crosswalk in front of the Giant Eagle at the Waterfront in Homestead when officer Keyes allegedly sped by in his police car and nearly hit the couple. Johnston yelled out, "It's a crosswalk, (profanity)."

Both students were arrested on disorderly conduct and harassment charges.

Nothing more fun than to be nearly run over by a careless cop, who then returns and arrests you for having the nerve to call him out on it.  Then again, shouting "fucker" ("shithead"? "asshole"? pick a noun) after a police car isn't the best way imaginable to stay out of jail.

As usual, thank God for the ACLU stepping in to preserve our god-given... I mean constitutional, rights.  *hums patriotically*

esterday this essay portion of the blog was all about Aliens, UFOs, human supernatural belief, and other such things.  I hardly remember it myself at this point, to tell you the truth.

Whatever I went on and on about, a friend of mine read it and had this to say in email about it.

I have to say you are in somewhat wrong with the less than 0.1% unexplained...read the following books as I have an see where these people, as somewhat skeptics, seem dumbfounded by the amount of data collected to say they are true, and that the debunkers are the ones that will never believe.

Hard to explain why stuff don't grow where saucers crash, and why the govt. is so quick to hush...check them out, if not for just more ammo for your debunking...

Above Top Secret by Timothy Good

Alien Agenda by Jim Marrs (the same guy who wrote Crossfire about JFK assn...and Rule By Secrecy...the dark govt book.

I have started the Alien Agenda book and it is interesting... even accounting 1897, yes 1897 news article of a saucer crash, and days of news clippings across the US as to multiple witness to the craft in flight...and the town and the govt. trying to call it a hoax...interesting read even for the skeptic like you.

Check them out.

Bill

Here's my reply to him, very slightly edited.

Well sure, accounts by believers are going to make it sound unexplainable, mystical, etc. You can find equally convincing accounts of finding Noah's ark, reincarnation, bigfoot, etc. Hell, there are a lot of people who believe that no plane hit the pentagon, eyewitness accounts, radar readings, missing 767, black box findings, etc be damned.

Skeptical analysis of UFOs has debunked every single case, at least to hear the skeptics tell it.

The other issue I have is the concept of some vast government conspiracy hiding the truth. This is the same government that can't catch on to a dozen terrorists in flight schools who don't want to learn how to land, can't help but bomb wedding parties and Canadian troops, loses billions in budget every year, can't build stealth fighters that can fly in the rain, etc. I mean look at the idiots we elect, business-owned class presidents? Generals aren't that bright, soldiers drink and gossip in bars, they couldn't keep a secret any better than ex-senators.

I'm not prepared to give the US government anywhere near enough credit to keep anything major a secret for decades, given how many people would have to know and keep quiet. Also, every media organization on earth would kill to have credible UFO information, NASA would love it to boost their funding and general interest in space, etc. Perhaps he explains all of those objections away in his book though.

The problem with most UFO sightings now is the kook factor is so high. There have been so many hoaxes, rubber alien autopsies on FOX, crop circles, etc that any proof of a UFO short of one landing in Times Square is probably going to be dismissed by most non-conspiracists. There's also the guilt by association problem. Most people proclaiming UFOs to be real are nuts with a long history of chicanery in their past. Most UFO claims are later disproven beyond a reasonable doubt. So you've got people claiming things that have been proven false dozens of times in the past, and some of the people doing the claiming are known con artists, frauds, etc. As the CSICOP motto goes, "Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence."

I'd heard of that 1897 UFO thing in the past as just a newspaper hoax of the time, with most newspapers reprinting the story with changed details. Just a quick search found this site, which more or less says what I recalled hearing, and dismisses the whole thing pretty succinctly.

I'd love there to be UFOs, it would make things much more interesting, and it's pretty much certain there is intelligent life out there somewhere, but I'm not at all convinced that the theory of relativity is wrong and faster than light travel is possible, and that alien ships have reached earth. And if they have they are certainly conducting themselves in odd ways now that they are here. IF they want to be secret, why are they flying through the atmosphere, zooming aircraft, buzzing the earth with their running lights on, mutilating cattle, and kidnapping rednecks? And if they don't want to be secret, why don't they just land somewhere public and get it over with?

Possible reasons: They did, and the government covered it up. They aren't logical in their actions. They are trying to be secret, but make a few mistakes.

Flux

I don't have a whole lot to add to that, but I thought it was an interesting-enough exchange to post it here.  If you read something on this site that you disagree with, feel free to email your thoughts.  I'd be happy to post more opinions and PoVs on stuff, but I don't get many mails of that nature.

Something I meant to add but didn't, is the basic observation that we tend to believe in things we are inclined to believe in.  I'm a skeptic and a rationalist, and automatically regard any claims of conspiracies, magic, bizarre phenomena, etc with skepticism.  I think it's bullshit, and am open to changing my mind, but I need damn good proof of that.  Bill is not the opposite, he's not some sap who believes everything, but he's much more inclined to lend credence to accounts of supernatural happenings than I am.  So he and I (or any 2 people with similar PoVs) could view the same phenomena, and afterwards both could pass lie detectors describing what they saw, and have very different accounts.

While looking around on the CSICOP website after finding the UFO article I mentioned to Bill, I saw another good article.  By Paul Kurtz, it discusses supernatural beliefs.  Occasioned by the Heaven's Gate cult suicides, you can see it here. He discusses the Heaven's Gate beliefs, UFOs in general, the way the media (uncritically) presents UFO mythology, how such "new age" beliefs fill a need in humans, and how they compare to traditional religions.

In one sense the New Age paranormal religions are no more fanciful than the old-time religions. Considered cults in their own day, they were passed down from generation to generation, but perhaps they are no less queer than the new paranormal cults. No doubt many in our culture will not agree with my application of skepticism to traditional religion -- CSICOP itself has avoided criticizing the classical systems of religious belief, since its focus is on empirical scientific inquiry, not faith.

I am struck by the fact that the Seventh-day Adventists, Jehovah's Witnesses, Mormons, and Chassidic Jews were considered radical fringe groups when first proclaimed; today they are part of the conventional religious landscape, and growing by leaps and bounds. Perhaps the major difference between the established religions and the new cults of unreason is that the former religions have deeper roots in human history.

The Aum Shinri Kyo cult in Japan, which in 1995 released poison gas into a crowded subway station, killing twelve people, was made up of highly educated young people, many with advanced degrees. Unable to apply their critical thinking outside of their specialties, they accepted the concocted promises of their guru. Thus an unbridled cult of unreason can attract otherwise rational people.

He doesn't go so far as to suggest it, but what do you suppose the odds of current cults growing to be popular religions over the next 50 years?  Will Scientology, even with the utter lunacy of most of its core beliefs, become accepted?  Or Aum Shinri Kyo, if it tones down the apocalyptic stuff?  Or will the central UFO beliefs become codified and unified?  It's sort of a clichι to see the fanatical splinter sect leader out in some desert with a pack of human sheep, waiting for the Revelation, or UFO, or meteor, or whatever.  But what if everyone believes it?

I find this an extremely pessimistic possibility, even worse than the continued idle religious belief evinced by most people.

As I optimistically wrote yesterday, I sort of expect religion to die off over the coming years, as humans grow more technologically advanced and scientifically aware.  The problem with this is that there's not much evidence of it over history.  True, most scientists are atheists, but most people aren't scientists, and never will be.  The average technical knowledge of most people in the Western world today dwarfs that of a scientist from 30 or 40 years ago, but that's just because we've grown up with microchips.  Knowing how to operate a phone or microwave or computer isn't any special intellectual breakthrough, it's just a learned behavior, and not one that's especially amazing.  Humans 5000 years ago knew how to hunt, grow food, make clothing, skin game, cook food, stay warm in the night, light a fire from rocks and wood, etc.  Can you do that?  I certainly couldn't, at least not much of it, and not very well.  They couldn't program my digital answering machine, but I'd starve to death in a week in their world.  So who is the smarter human?

Now admittedly, I wouldn't think the wind blowing was the spirits of the dead whistling their anger, and I wouldn't think thunder was the gods fighting in heaven, and the caveman here would think all blinking lights were magic, or fireflies, would run in terror from the sounds coming from my stereo (actually most modern humans would also, given my musical preferences) and the pictures on the television.  Anyway, my point is that most human superiority over our distant ancestors is just in the form of learned behaviors, rather than any higher state of being, or elevated level of knowledge.

So there isn't human intellectual evolution.  People today are nearly as likely to believe in magical invisible gods or spirits as they were thousands of years ago; it's just that such belief today is inculcated from childhood by religious parents, churches, etc.  The human mind seems to be very susceptible to superstition, and there is a strong need in most people to believe in something more than the observable, physical world.  People want there to be more, they want heaven, or reincarnation, or alternate dimensions, and they aren't real picky about the scientific basis of the belief system that gives it to them.  As Paul Kurtz says in the Heaven's Gate article:

The one thing I have discovered in more than two decades of studying paranormal claims is that a system of beliefs does not have to be true in order to be believed, and that the validation of such intensely held beliefs is in the eyes of the believer. There are profound psychological and sociological motives at work here. The desire to escape the trials and tribulations of this life and the desire to transcend death are common features of the salvation myths of many religious creeds.

You can apply this psychological reality to many aspects of life, in my observation.  Not just the intensely-held beliefs, but other lesser beliefs.  People like to believe things, and when they hear about something new, they'll often start to believe it as well.  Check out this excellent article with a run down of the of the major mass delusions of the past millennium.

In the war scare setting of British South Africa in 1914, local newspapers erroneously reported that hostile monoplanes from adjacent German South West Africa were making reconnaissance flights as a prelude to an imminent attack. The episode coincided with the start of World War I. Despite the technological impossibility of such missions (the maneuvers reported by witnesses were beyond those of airplanes of the period and their capability of staying aloft for long periods), thousands of residents misperceived ambiguous, nocturnal aerial stimuli (stars and planets) as representing enemy monoplanes (Bartholomew 1989).

Some rather obvious parallels to UFO sightings of the modern era in that one, eh?  Of course that was before Roswell incident, which proved once and for all... how eager to believe bullshit people are?

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