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Weird Al Yankovic

Genre: Parody
Name Score: 6
Bonus Points: 0
Total Score: 6
Humorist and song parodist, Weird Al gets no respect, but has sold millions of records, as well as made at least a dozen very funny music videos.  It's probably the videos that have won him most of his fans, since he can team his clever song spoofs with the frequently brilliant videos, parodying the music videos the songs are about, in many cases.  His I'm Fat (I'm Bad) and Eat It (Beat It) both taking off Michael Jackson songs, are classics of the genre.  If you can hear song titles such as Pretty Fly for a Rabbi, I Love Rocky Road, Like a Surgeon, and Amish Paradise and not be at least somewhat amused, you're 1) not enjoying reading this at all, and 2) probably think The Onion is part of the AP Wire.

Has this guy ever done anything bad?  I've never heard of it, but wouldn't it be great if he did?  Weird Al arrested for shooting up his ex-wife's Porsche, or busted with a brick of coke?  There would hopefully be a mug shot with him unshaven, eyes red and blearier than Kid Rock at dawn, and maybe some scabbed over scratches across one cheek.  Now that would be funny.  Unfortunately it'll probably never happen, he seems too savvy about his career to ruin it with something like that.

As for the name, he was born Alfred Matthew Yankovic, and hasn't gone too far afield.  Yes it's an eponymous name, but he's weird, and his name is Al Yankovic. Plus since his image is a polka-playing nerd, if he'd been born "Fabian Straver" he'd have had to change it to something like "Yankovic" anyway.

 

Yes

Genre: Prog Rock
Name Score: 5
Bonus Points: 0
Total Score: 5
Foremost of the numerous "prog rock" (progressive) bands of the 70's, Yes rose above contemporaries like Emerson, Lake and Palmer, Genesis, and King Crimson by moving away from simple three minute songs, and into the land of musical compositions, with songs 20 and 30 minutes long, often filling one side of an LP.  They would play these miniature symphonies in their entirety in concert, and were able to fill arenas around the world doing so.  Hard to believe, isn't it?  Well, I've been assured it's true.

Prog rock, for those of us young enough to have missed it, was a transitional form of music, adding keyboards, synthesizers and layered vocals to the older style of straight guitar, bass, drums, lead singer.  Critics were generally harsh and unforgiving of this new musical style, and that was back when people actually cared what rock critics said, before the total splintering of popular music into the dozens of autonomous enclaves that we see today.

The name is nothing sneaky or tricky.  The band wanted something short, direct, and memorable.  It's not code for their favorite drug cocktail, or their initials, or an inside joke.  It is what it is.  A boring story, but an adequate name. 


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