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Queen

Genre: Rock
Name Score: 6
Bonus Points: +1
Total Score: 7
A name ironic in retrospect, given the lead singer's sexual preferences. I've been told by a UK resident that Freddie's poofery was an open secret all along, so probably the name was a bit of an in-joke.  It never occurred to me that he was gay when I first saw the band, but I was just a lad, and all I knew of them was We are the Champions.  Come to think of it, that's still pretty much the extent of my Queen knowledge, along with Bohemian Rhapsody, which came to my generation courtesy of Wayne's World.

As a name for a band, it's not a bad choice. It wouldn't work so well for a US band, unless the name were plural, and they were gayer than the Village People, and in that case all irony would be lost, making it pointless.  True, it sounds more like the name of a prize-winning poodle more than a rock band, but that might add to the irony as well.  Given the name, they get a bonus point for Freddie dying from AIDS, tragic thought it might be.

 

Queensryche

Genre: Metal
Name Score: 4
Bonus Points: +1
Total Score: 5
An evocative name, but what exactly does it evoke?  I'm not sure, but definitely not light hair metal with a touch of melancholy. They weren't actually that bad, mostly since they were too damn old when glam was really big to switch over to it. Their first successful album, Operation: Mindcrime is one of those "rock opera" albums, with a concept and each song in order advancing the story, which is about the hired killer of some sort of evil organization being ordered to kill a priest and nun he'd been having an affair with. (The nun, not the priest, though if it were being released in 2002...?) Being young and naive at the time I first heard the album, I was duly impressed, even though there are only like 3 real songs on the album, and most of the rest are just rain sound effects and voice samples and other such things to advance the plot. Nevertheless, a bonus point is awarded for the effort.

Their name is unknowable.  Hard to spell, hard to phonetic from the spelling, and when you first hear it you think the DJ said, "Queen's Rice." Which is probably an actual brand of rice, (Indian, long grain, wild) come to think of it.  Their name has no meaning, but looks sort of cool, so it's a little bit rock and roll.

 

Queen Latifah

Genre: Rap
Name Score: 7
Bonus Points: -1
Total Score: 6
Female rapper, one of the first well-known ones, and even a grammy winner.  True, she won for "Best Rap Solo Performance" in 1994, when there were like 4 rap albums released per year (as opposed to now, when every album is rap) but that's one more Grammy than the rest of us have.

Her name is a good one.  One of the better features of rap is that artists feel compelled to think up a clever name.  Hardly anyone forms a group, preferring to do their thing solo, and most artists feel a need to say their own name at least ten times per track, but at least they think up stage names. True, the names are usually pretty stupid and border on L33tspeak with excessive use of phonetic spelling and extra Z's, but anything beats just calling yourself your birth name.  Would Queen Latifah sell a record going by Dana Owens?  I think not.

Since virtually every rapper tries to overcome their insecurity complex by filling their songs with lists of reasons they are cool, picking a formidable name is a good start in building up your ego.  She does suffer the bad pun album title disease, naming her second album "Order in the Court".  It's somewhat clever, but loathsome at the same time.  Compare this to bands with animal names working them into their album names, and recoil in horror at the thought of White Lion. This just has to cost her a point.

 

Queens of the Stone Age

Genre: Metal
Name Score: 5
Bonus Points: 0
Total Score: 5
It's damn generous of me to even include them on this list, being as they released two albums, neither of which ever sold a lick, and 99% of readers probably haven't heard of them. In fact I've barely heard of them either.  I certainly don't own any of their music.  For this I get a bonus point.  The band formed from some of the members of Kyuss, once that band broke up.  I'm sure that really rings a bell for everyone reading this.

This points out the benefit of using an uncommon letter to start your band name with.  Try to think up something starting with Q or Z or X or J, and you'll get good visibility in the record bin, rather than vanishing into the massive list of S and R and M bands.  Plus when someone does a smart ass band name rating section on their website, they'll probably see your name on the shorter Yahoo groups page, and include you just to plump out the very short Q page.

As for the name, um... It's too long, for one thing. We like to see rock bands with memorable, short names, ideally ones without prepositions and participles in them.  "Stone Age Queens?"  No no, that would be worse for any number of reasons.  See the remarks about Queen above.  They had a very heavy, sludgy, stoner metal type sound, like a less-creative Monster Magnet, and you probably had trouble telling their songs apart from any song by Flotsam and Jetsam, assuming you would have tried.  At any rate, the name gives zero indication of the sound or style of the band, which is a bad thing, in theory.

 

Quiet Riot

Genre: Metal
Name Score: 6
Bonus Points: 0
Total Score: 6
Yet another light metal band from the 80's, these guys had several semi-hits, and were quite the thing when I lived in Dallas, Texas in about 1981.  That should probably cost them a point, but I'm trying to stop blaming all society for my childhood. Their entire sound seemed to be derived from the heavy chorus part of Queen's We Are the Champions, which isn't an entirely bad idea, but is somewhat limiting long term.

The name is cute and sorta clever, but has wimpy connotations.  I can easily imagine this being the title track of a boy band album.  Legend tells that it's a play on "Quite right", which sounds much the same when mangled by the sort of English accents this UK band possessed.  I'm not sure if that's a bonus point for or against, so I'll just ignore it.


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