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May 2003 Tornado Photos

series of tornados hit much of the Midwest and South over the past week, and as I like to do, I've gathered up a bunch of the more interesting images and made some comment on them.  I like destruction, sorta.

 

So say that's your plane.  Now what? And where can you find a plane garage to fix it.

Oh wait...

A Cessna airplane lies upside-down Saturday, May 10, 2003, at Wiley Post airport in Oklahoma City, after it was blown over by a tornado late Friday night. The twister was the second to hit the Oklahoma City metro area in as many days. (AP Photo/Jeffrey Haderthauer)

 

So say that's your house?  Now what? 

The remains of a home can be seen in this aerial view of Moore, Oaklahoma May 9, 2003. Oaklahoma Governor Brad Henry declared a disaster emergency in Oklahoma and Cleveland counties. Oklahomans on Friday sifted through the damage spawned by a powerful tornado that destroyed 300 homes and injured over 130 people in Oklahoma City suburbs a day earlier. REUTERS/Sue Ogrocki/POOL 

 

Damn.  So the wind ripped some building apart, and drove a piece of lumber from it right through the side of the truck.  Pity the photo wasn't taken competently, so you could see it from the side and get an idea how big the log is. 

Susan Owens (L) and Evelyn Moritzky look over Owen's truck, which was pierced through the side with a piece of wood in Moore, Oklahoma May 9, 2003, after a tornado struck the town late yesterday. Emergency officials in the town just south of Oklahoma City reported about 300 homes were destroyed and another 300 to 500 were damaged. REUTERS/Rick Wilking

 

This is the funky thing about tornados.  What they hit is obliterated, and then something 10 feet away might not even suffer any visible damage. So one end of the hotel lost power, and the other end lost the roof. 

Traffic drives by a tornado-damaged motel along Interstate 35 in Moore, Okla., Friday, May 9, 2003. The Thursday tornado injured more than 100 people along a 19-mile path, destroying 300 homes and 35 businesses in Moore, said Gary Bird, the city's deputy fire chief. (AP Photo/Sue Ogrocki, Pool)

 

Just imagine having everything in your home strewn in a huge pile, mixed in with most of the roof, broken into small pieces. Horrible state of affairs.  At least assuming you aren't a bachelor, in which case you'd probably be hard-pressed to tell any difference. 

Mitch Francis sifts through the debris of his home in Moore, Okla., Friday, May 9, 2003, the day after tornadoes tore through town. The storm destroyed 300 homes and 35 businesses injuring more than 100 people, but remarkably killed no one along a 19-mile path. (AP Photo/Sue Ogrocki)

 

I love this one.  How the hell does it put all the cars/trucks into this one tightly-packed pile?  Just the vagaries of 200 MPH swirling winds. 

General Motors Assembly plant employees look over their personal vehicles outside the plant May 9, 2003, after it sustained major damage to new construction on the north side of the plant in Oklahoma City. An outbreak of powerful tornadoes continued to wreak devastation in the south central United States, with the latest destroying at least 300 homes and injuring more than 100 people, five critically in Oklahoma City. REUTERS/John Sommers II

 

I like the caption.  "sustained major damage"  Uh yeah, that would about sum it up. Did the complete lack of a roof or walls tip you off?

A view of a manufacturing plant after it sustained major damage from a tornado in Oklahoma City, May 9, 2003. The tornado cut a path of destruction May 8 about 35 miles long injuring at least 104 people. REUTERS/John Sommers II

 

There are a bunch of pictures like this, where people appear to be standing on their roofs, until you realize they are on the second floor.  And their roofs are just gone.  Along with the walls, beds, upstairs bathrooms, etc.  Ever wonder why they say to go downstairs or to the basement?  Now you know. 

A view of residential home after it sustained major damage from a tornado in Oklahoma City, May 9, 2003. The tornado cut a path of destruction May 8 about 35 miles long injuring at least 104 people. REUTERS/John Sommers II

 

You're like, "okay, so she's cleaning out some dirt" and then you notice the rather large new skylight... What's the point in sweeping when you don't have a lid on your house?

Carla Speigal cleans debris from her damaged house Friday, May 9, 2003, after a Thursday tornado heavily damaged her Moore, Okla. neighborhood. (AP Photo/Jackson Laizure)

 

In case you wanted some irony to go with your tragedy.  The town insurance guy's office was leveled.  Wonder if he insured himself? 

Jerry Snider (L), owner of Snider Insurance Agency, talkes with J.R. Oldham (C) about his damage claims as Snider's secretary Susie Bolen (R) takes notes in the parking lot of Snider office building in the small downtown community of Stockton, Missouri, May 8, 2003. Snider is working from his car because his office building was totally destroyed by a strong tornado May 4 that killed three people and left extensive damage to buildings in the downtown area. REUTERS/John Sommers II

 

Good caption on this one.

Bill Modglin talks with some of his neighbor, May 7, 2003, about why he is keeping the front door of his home that was destroyed by the May 4 tornado that hit in the small town of Pierce City, Missouri. Modglin said, 'when the tornado hit, it blew in the front door hitting me and knocking me into the bedroom and onto my bed. The door then landed on top of me, protecting me from the roof of the house that collapsed on top of the door and me.' Modglin said, the door saved my life and I am keeping it.' REUTERS/John Sommers II

 

Yes, I saved the requisite trailer park shot for last. No, I'm not above such easy jokes.

David Baliey, cousin to Chad and Michelle Shreves looks through debris from the Shreves' mobile home that landed more than a quarter-mile away from where it once stood, the morning after tornadoes ripped through Massac County near Mermet in southern Illinois Wednesday, May 7, 2003. Hundreds of people across rural, southern Illinois were hit by a cluster of tornadoes spinning through the Midwest. (AP Photo/Charles Rex Arbogast)

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