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Personally, I like PETA, or I'm at least glad they exist. I don't agree with a lot of their ends, or their means, but I do agree with some and like how balls-out they are in their tactics. But mostly I like them because they stage ridiculous stunts, often involving nude female models, that score them incredible amounts of free media coverage, and I have to respect that, even when it gets tiresome from time to time. More recent additions to this page are added at the top. If you want to read something that will really make you wonder why you still eat beef (assuming you do) check out the PETA page on mad cow disease.
But for real fun and laughs on the PETA site, you have to check out their comic-book style pamphlet, Your Mommy Kills Animals! Besides the hilariously over-the-top cover illustration of a manic housewife wielding a butcher knife against a struggling, anthropomorphized bunny, it contains such comic gems as:
I like the part where mommy sounds like a street corner whore, and the bit about the nasty men in boots. When did boots become a symbol of evil? I would never wear fur, but I like boots. Leather ones too. Hope my feet don't get holes and rot away like my brain would if I kept eating hamburgers.
So Clay Aiken, that mopey song crooner from American Idol, is in some sort of
cat
fight with PETA. PETA says that Clay said mean things about cats, so they're
going to make him the butt of a joke in their new "get your pet
neutered" campaign, unless he gives them some free publicity. However as
with the Dixie Chicks vs. Bush some months ago, I don't understand why the
initial comment is upsetting to the offended party.
So um... what? He had a tragic accident with a cat and now he's freaked out about them. What's PETA's point? Is it against the law to not like cats, or to be scared of them? The guy's an uber-poof, he's probably scared of a lot of stupid things. It's not like he is encouraging people to skin cats and mount their skeletons on their mailbox. I don't much like dogs myself. Is PETA going to make jokes about me? So what's PETA going to say about him and what do they want him to do to win back their favor?
This whole thing is stupid, not to mention ridiculous, but it does show, once again, that no organization on earth milks the media for free publicity better than PETA.
A hot debate topic in New Zealand is the pending introduction of genetically modified food and animal stock, with a strong Luddite community protesting it very strongly. I don't care so much about the issue, it was just their very clever and creepy advertising imagery that caught my eye.
It's quite a clever poster, even if it has nothing whatsoever to do with the issue, and the certainty that this is no doubt the ultimate sexual fantasy for any number of zoophile men out there is sort of a bonus point. I've never been really sure where the opposition to genetically engineered foods comes from. Pretty much everything animal or vegetable that's in use in the world today is greatly mutated from how it was hundreds or thousands of years ago, and most of the changes are due to human intervention. Selective breeding, cross breeding, isolating bloodlines, and so on; that's what turned wild wolves into the hundreds of ridiculous dog breeds we see today, and what turned those little pea-sized wild strawberries into the succulent baby's fist-sized fruits we eat today, to present just two quick examples. Are people unaware of that? Or is it just that they think it's okay when Farmer Bob crossbreeds his orange trees with grapefruit seeds to produce larger and more succulent oranges, so long as it's not being done in a lab, with test tubes? Of course the G.E. stuff that people really object to is splicing genes and combining DNA from very different things, like putting animals genes into fruit or vegetables. I've never seen any credible, scientific evidence that eating such things presents a health problem for humans, but I've also not read up on the subject very deeply. And even the staunchest proponent of G.E. food research must admit that there's little in the way of long term testing of the safety of such mutated food products, if only because the technology hasn't existed for that long. And anyway, I don't really want to get into that debate at this point, since I'm uninformed about it and don't so much care one way or the other; I just liked their promo picture. You know PETA is kicking themselves for not creating this bit of shock imagery first.
Generally speaking, I support PETA. I'm not a member or a donor or anything, but I'm mostly a vegetarian, and I'm well informed about the horrors of commercial agribusiness (which is why I'm mostly a vegetarian, since I don't want to eat meat that's produced how it is in the US.) I also would never wear or purchase fur for someone, since I think it's needless cruelty and I don't like the look of it anyway. And yes, I own several leather garments. *cough* Anyway, that being said, their new ad campaign is outrageous. If you haven't seen it yet, the ads are all comparing commercial raising of livestock to Nazi concentration camps. Jewish leaders are not amused, though one of the head guys at PETA is Jewish and says he lost relatives in the Holocaust.
Here's the picture, and yes, the mother desperately clinging to her baby as if fleeing Nazi Stormtroopers is a nice touch.
Funny that it's in San Diego, in Balboa Park. I spent many days of my childhood jumping bikes and skateboards down the very steps you see to the right, as well as playing on the fountain you see in the background.
True, it's brilliant at getting public notice; as me writing this shows. Well on second thought, it's not like this is a major stop for most people to get their news, nor am I all that likely to write about major news stories. Okay, their Holocaust ads being the lead story on a lot of news sites and broadcasts proves that they are great at getting public notice and attention. Anyway, they are getting attention, and they are hardcore about this. They don't mean it as a joke or a thought provoker, they (some of them, anyway) really think that killing animals to consume their tasty, crispy flesh, is as bad as the Nazis murdering Jews by the million. Here is the PETA site, MassKilling.com, about this advertising campaign. As the URL should tip you off, it's not a place of friendly persuasion. I do like their attitude on it, at least for the boundless optimism.
I feel quite safe in saying that vegetarianism will never be more than a fringe movement, and that meat-eaters will always be the vast majority of people. I'm not exactly happy about this; I would at least like to see (almost) everyone give up red meat. Cows are very unhealthy to eat, and I am not pleased at my tax dollars and insurance dollars going to pay for the angioplasties and triple bypasses and nurse care for stroke victims after those people largely brought it on themselves with their crappy fatty diets. But people like to eat meat, it's tasty (at least while you have the taste for it) and the vast majority of people will never see animals as anywhere near the equivalent of humans in their rights to life. And these new PETA ads are so hardcore and intentionally shocking/offensive that I would bet they backfire. I can't see anyone really being shocked to their core at a sudden realization that they, by supporting chicken consumption, are just as bad as the Nazis were. I can see a lot of people being pissed off and ordering a T-bone just to toast PETA with every succulent bite. I was almost motivated to go and get a chicken sandwich last night while I was thinking about this topic. And I'm not even Jewish!
The models would be funny, in their somewhat flat-assed shivering state, but the kid squatting down for a closer look from behind is what makes it really funny. It's also ironic that with the last PETA shot of freezing models I pondered why there is never a rear view, and then here we are, just a few days later. It appears they are done with their sign waving, and are putting on their coats?
This shot appears to be earlier in the sequence, as the brunette takes off her coat and gets the sign ready. The woman to her left in the trench coat is the other model, you can see her yellow ankle just barely. I like the other people on the bench, who are apparently just real people, uninvolved in the anti-fur demonstration, and here these two women are suddenly topless in the ice rink next to them.
Peta has the best PR gimmicks. One thing I always wonder is why there aren't ever photos from the other angles. I mean it's always a topless model with a goat or a sign or a snake or some damn thing between her nipples and a worldwide audience. Yet there is never a photograph released with a side or rear view?
PETA can usually be counted on for amusing stuff, not to mention hot models naked in weird settings. This story has both.
They have a point, I mean the cows that produce milk for factory processing are stuck in filthy mud lots and filled full of so many chemicals and antibiotics and hormones to keep them alive and producing gallons of milk and to fight off their constant udder infections, there's no way you can say that they're happy. However at the same time the commercials feature talking, dancing cows. Therefore are they fantasy? Obviously cows don't talk or think on a human level, so is the setting they are presented irrelevant? I think the milk board could argue that it's all a sort of dream sequence, where cows are both happy and talking, and isn't intended to portray any objective reality. There's no comment from the milk board at all thus far, and they're obviously hoping this whole thing just goes away.
Victoria's Secret runway show was in NYC yesterday, and I've gathered the best shots on a page you can view here. They are interesting mostly for the PETA protesters who leaped on stage in the middle of things, and there are a couple of pictures of that included.
I don't really "get" lingerie, personally. I'd rather see my hypothetical GF naked 99.9% of the time; underwear just get in the way. And then 99% of lingerie are silly, overly frilly with lace or diaphanous materials galore and not at all sexy. Women like it though, they like to be presented like a present in pretty wrapping paper, and I guess some men must like it as well. Probably depends largely on what the present looks like beneath the wrapping, which is why it's silly that models are always women with bodies that would look best unornamented. Rather than some 15 pounds heavy housewife who needs all the help she can get to hide those hips.
Victoria's Secret fashion show in NYC, with some of the most expensive T&A on earth, strutting it. I'm only posting this since this PETA invasion shot is amusing. You wouldn't really think of overpriced women's underwear as a hot topic for anti-fur activism, but anyway. Given how many stalker psychos there are out there, I'm surprised fashion shows like this don't have more problems and more security. I mean a guy ran onto a tennis court and stabbed Monica Seles, basically ruining her career since he wanted Steffi Graf to win more and Seles was owning her; supermodels have to have a lot more nuts obsessing over them than Steffi Graf had, don't they?
PETA ( People for Ethical Treatment of Animals) activists rush the stage as supermodel Gisele Bundchen struts on the runway during the Victoria's Secret Fashion show, Thursday, Nov. 14, 2002 in New York. (AP Photo/Stephen Chernin)
Yes, they do have bouncers. Well-dressed ones too. Though these guys look old for security, so maybe just random executives, upset that their ogling was interrupted? I like how the models just keep on strutting. Occupational hazard. I also like the caption. "Apparently protesting..." Yeah, those "Gisele fur scum" signs are really hard to comprehend. What could they mean?
A protestor is removed from the runway during the 2002 'Victoria Secrets' fashion show as Brazilian supermodel Gisele Bundchen (R) walks the runway in New York City, November 14, 2002. The protestors were from PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) and held signs apparently protesting the Bundchen's modeling of fur. REUTERS/Mike Segar
Huge bacon sale coming to Southern California.
You can always count on PETA to inject some levity into events.
The news videos of Al Qaeda killing those dogs with supposed nerve gas have been declared fakes by many, but real by others. Even if they are real, dog-lovers have been reacting with outrage (that angle never really occurred to me, I just looked at them for the potential evidence of gas attack) for the poor dead puppies. Well, according to PETA (admittedly not the most unbiased of sources) most every military on earth kills plenty of animals in testing, and the US most of all.
PETA anti-meat propaganda has never looked so good? Watch the behind the scenes movie, it's got some funny stuff. When the model shows her shoulder and says, "This is what you'd be eating if you were eating me." try not to break into nervous giggling. |
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