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For most people, a bland, "Of course I believe in God." is plenty, and they can then spend 98% of their lives not thinking about anything more important than the peeling paint on their late model SUV and how much little Susie's braces are going to cost. Yet for some people, that's not enough, and when bland, conventional religion doesn't offer enough excitement and feelings of specialness for them, they turn to the more extreme forms of religion, and join cults. Not that they just leap in, it's always a slower introduction and seduction, that gradually grows more and more complete until the person is brain washed and convinced that anyone outside of the cult is their enemy and must be fought, converted, or completely shut out. As a general rule of thumb, the more illogical and wacky and dangerous the beliefs, the more often they need to be reinforced. Regular bland religions are fine meeting for a couple of hours on Sunday, when it's more about social ties and being seen than any of the supernatural stuff. People with more needs and mental weaknesses need to have them reinforced more often, and start going to bible (or whatever) study several nights a week, and reading more and more of whatever holy literature will reinforce their delusions. The people who believe in really insane stuff, that some individual is an angel, or reincarnation of god, or whatever, need to pretty much live it 24/7, or else reality will creep back in and undermine their insanity. It should also go without saying that all cults and controlling religions need huge sticks to keep their flock in line, and threats of eternal damnation vs. promises of eternal paradise and salvation are the most simple type. All in the future, with no need to prove anything or change anything in the meantime. And the bigger the wackiness, the bigger the stick you need to keep people toeing the line. Other purposes of cults are to give direction to people who can't run their own lives. Lots of adults, due to personal weakness or a bad upbringing or some type of minor mental illness, need to be told what to do. These types of people usually end up being dominated by their parents and/or spouse, and usually work in jobs that require and allow very little personal initiative. While this sort of thing is stifling to most of us, some people embrace it wholeheartedly. And for the few unlucky enough to not end up in the Army, or in prison, or with a dominating spouse, there are always cults out there. Cults that will tell them everything to think, when to eat, what to wear, and so on. It's very difficult to break people out of cults, since the personality flaws and defects that put them into the cult in the first place are never going to be helped or cured by the cult lifestyle. They're like those people with a genetic predisposition to being alcoholics; it's simply far more difficult for them to avoid drinking than it is for the rest of us, and if they take even a sip they're pretty much guaranteed to drink themselves halfway into a coma. I hope you didn't click this page link and start reading this introduction looking for soothing, happy news. Cause you aren't real likely to get much of it here. I see all cults as dangerous, whether or not they actually profess goals of readying themselves for Armageddon and stockpiling weapons. A cult doesn't need to be as packed full of wackos as David Koresh's bunch in Waco, the Aum Shinri Kyo subway poisoners in Japan, or even Manson's filthy junkie Children to be a danger to society. And when you've got a bunch of weak, brainwashed sheep following one guy, it's just a matter of time until the guy in charge gets even further delusions than it took to build the cult in the first place, and starts sending his flock out to murder, or steal, or harass. In most cases, mass suicide is really the best you can hope for. Refreshingly enough, that's quite often what you get.
The major media has pretty much learned to ignore them, after getting burned last year, but those Raelian nuts are still running around, giving interviews and pretending that they can clone babies, with their magical, alien technology.
The thing that depresses me about this is that they apparently have a long waiting list of prospective clients, who are willing to pay them big money to come and wave a little magic stick over the pregnant woman's belly, and then proclaim that it's now a clone of one of them, rather than an actual genetically-created child. I guess I'm not that shocked or bothered that a cult can make their wacky claims; I'm just bothered that otherwise sane people are willing to humor them and take them seriously, so long as the cult fills a need or void in their lives. Why are humans so weak?
Eager for more publicity now that the media has begun to ignore their ridiculous lies about cloning babies, the Raelian cult has come up with a new one. It's the Fountain of Youth! Cult finds 'eternal youth' formula They're already making a fortune off of the cloning thing, with vain, rich, gullible people all over the world paying them good money to wave magic wands over pregnant women and claim they're turning a fetus into a clone of whoever gave them enough money to rent their wand service. Imagine how much money they can get from vain, rich, gullible and old idiots with this new one? You have to admit that it's really quite a brilliant scheme, no matter how much you despise the lying kooks who are scamming people with it. They claim they can prove it, but of course that's what they said about the cloning thing, and when pressed to do so they did what every savvy prophesizing nut has done throughout human history; they backed down and blamed science and the media and modern society. People who investigated them found that they had nothing, no computers, no lab space, etc. It was all just a complete hoax, and I hesitate to even call it a "hoax" since that's something that people put some effort into making seem real. The Raelians didn't do anything, they just made a bunch of claims and got the media to lap it up and give them infinite free publicity; stringing it along as long as possible with delay after delay preventing them from offering any proof, since they of course have no proof. I see the whole thing as an indictment of the media for their unscientific, tabloid-chasing natures, personally. I can't really blame the Raelians for trying to scam people; they're nuts. I blame the media for letting themselves be scammed, and not even caring, since after all, they sold papers with the story, and who really cares if it's got a gram of truth in it? It's not like the mainstream press has any interest in seeking out truth or informing their readers; they're just another form of celebrity gossip and tabloid lies, at this point.
I've heard often of the Falon Gong "cult" that the Chinese government is always viciously and violently cracking down on, but I'd never read anything about what they actually did. Today I read a detailed and informative article about their beliefs and practices in James "The Amazing" Randi's weekly update, of all places. Since I've long heard about the Falon Gong guys but never heard what they really are, I figured the rest of you might be in my shoes and would want to educate yourselves. Basically it's a bunch of clever martial arts demonstration stuff disguised as magic, with some classical mythology and stories about superhuman powers for good measure.
If you got through that whole first paragraph, you're stronger than me. But hey, the 2nd and 3rd are readable and informative. Knowing about the fantasies that the Gongers actually believe in doesn't do anything to change my disgust at the Chinese Government's brutal crack down on the followers of this mostly-harmless self-improvement cult, so the Gongers still have my sympathy, but it's not like they're all that much better off following that fairy tale than other, government-approved fairy tales.
Insert your "Religious nuts are sick and twisted." comment in this one. And if you don't have any such comments, you'll probably be able to think some up pretty soon.
Yes, "God's Creation Outreach Ministry". This one sets off just about every warning light I have. Tiny fanatical religious sect with an ominous name, home schooling (so no rational adults can interfere in their personal perversions), dedication to corporal punishment... it's like a child abuse assembly line. And it's even sadder that the boy they murdered was adopted. His own parents vanished, probably crack fiends, he's been abused and is miserable, and then gets adopted by these psychos who beat him for Jesus and tie him up like Houdini, even gagging him so that he eventually chokes on his own vomit. The only surprising thing to me is that they are black; I expect white people when I hear about this sort of Christian religious lunacy. The (adoptive) parents should be fed to wolves. Christian wolves.
Well, that's that. The Raelians aren't going to allow DNA testing on their first "cloned" baby girl. Because there is no baby girl, they have less ability to create a good clone than Lucasfilms, and they are a bunch of publicity-desperate kooks? No, of course not. It's because um... the courts might order the baby taken away. Yeah, that's it. But you can be sure she's really a clone, I mean it's not like a cult of alien-worshiping idiots would lie.
Don't let the facts get in the way of a mediocre lie.
You have to give the Raelians some credit; they jumped into this at the right time and got away with a great hoax. And it didn't even require any work! They just made some outrageous claims, had absolutely nothing whatsoever to back them up with, and launched their PR offensive at the right time of the year (slow news around Xmas to New Years), and the media gobbled it up like leftover cranberry sauce. If their claims of thousands of people being on a clone-making waiting list aren't completely false as well, they've got a great little scam going here. Some oddly-dressed head kook can just pray over the couple pre-conception, or wave a magic wand, or whatever, charge the gullible couple $10,000, and rely on the parents' "the emperor has an identical set of invisible clothes" self-delusion to believe they have a clone baby. Frankly, I'm surprised that some other pseudo-scientific cult didn't think of it first, given the wacky stuff people will believe and pay for. The Scientologists should have been all over this one a decade ago, with their long history of scams and schemes to bilk their naive followers. Meanwhile the Raelians are claiming their second cloned baby has been born. Hopefully the media will ignore their continuing claims, and dig up the cloning stuff again when some real scientists claim success. |
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