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a subject I blog about often, but since news items about it are almost always
hilarious, or at least pathetic, it does pop up on the site from time to time.
More recent additions are added
to the top of the page.
December
20, 2004
Pathetic story about hot
cow love in Canada. It's short so the whole thing is quoted here.
Drifter arrested after
cow assaulted
Police call it a
cowardly act against Sedala the cow at Toronto's Riverdale Farm. A
Toronto man is under arrest for allegedly having sex with the pregnant
Jersey cow last week and refusing to stop. Employees at the farm on
Winchester St. had to repeatedly scream at a man to dismount the animal,
Toronto Police Sgt. Rita Boehm said. Police had to be called to take the
man away.
'DANGEROUS'
Employees said the man
refused to dismount Sedala, claiming he was assisting the animal in
giving birth. Sedala isn't due for two months and is now recovering from
the ordeal.
After the man finally
dismounted, he allegedly punched an employee on the shoulder before
entering a horse's stall, where he again refused to leave, police said.
"It can be
particularly dangerous in a horse stable," one employee said.
Police said the man was
coaxed into leaving the horse stable and then allegedly hit a worker
with a beer bottle.
David Kottaris, 28, of
no fixed address, has been charged with assault with a weapon and
cruelty to animals.
How does this go on for
this long without someone just bashing the back of his head in with a
shovel or something?
And yes, violence is the
answer to every problem, unless of course I disagree that it's a problem,
or disagree with the type of violence being used, in which case it's not
the answer and the people who used it were bad to do so. I just
thought I'd clear that up before anyone accused me of being a hypocrite or
something.
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