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Bestiality

ot a subject I blog about often, but since news items about it are almost always hilarious, or at least pathetic, it does pop up on the site from time to time.

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December 20, 2004

Pathetic story about hot cow love in Canada. It's short so the whole thing is quoted here.

Drifter arrested after cow assaulted

Police call it a cowardly act against Sedala the cow at Toronto's Riverdale Farm. A Toronto man is under arrest for allegedly having sex with the pregnant Jersey cow last week and refusing to stop. Employees at the farm on Winchester St. had to repeatedly scream at a man to dismount the animal, Toronto Police Sgt. Rita Boehm said. Police had to be called to take the man away.

'DANGEROUS'

Employees said the man refused to dismount Sedala, claiming he was assisting the animal in giving birth. Sedala isn't due for two months and is now recovering from the ordeal.

After the man finally dismounted, he allegedly punched an employee on the shoulder before entering a horse's stall, where he again refused to leave, police said.

"It can be particularly dangerous in a horse stable," one employee said.

Police said the man was coaxed into leaving the horse stable and then allegedly hit a worker with a beer bottle. 

David Kottaris, 28, of no fixed address, has been charged with assault with a weapon and cruelty to animals.

How does this go on for this long without someone just bashing the back of his head in with a shovel or something? 

And yes, violence is the answer to every problem, unless of course I disagree that it's a problem, or disagree with the type of violence being used, in which case it's not the answer and the people who used it were bad to do so.  I just thought I'd clear that up before anyone accused me of being a hypocrite or something.

 

 

 

 

 

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