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Sunday, May 28, 2006  

Dumb, but amusing.


The title describes the best possible outcome for a US beer commercial, and though I hate to admit it, I've got to give a stamp of approval to the new Miller Lite "Man Law" spots, that appear to make up at least 1/3 of the commercials played during NBA playoff games. The ads feature 6 or 8 semi-famous guys sitting around a large, square wooden table in a huge warehouse, debating various "unwritten" social rules. How long you've got to wait before dating a buddy's ex, if a beer taken to a party can be reclaimed if no one opens it, etc.

The premise is that there's some sort of secretive, Knights Templar council of men who determine the laws for these sorts of things, and they've even got an aged record keeper who nods in approval as he officially records them in an appropriate-sized ancient tome. Sports metaphors pervade the spots, of course. They mention the "tuck rule" and "down by contact" and other phrases that are without meaning if you don't share a sports fan's lexicon, and if they have to check video for an example of a rule violation, they look up at a four-sided replay screen, like those dangling from the ceiling in every US sports arena.

There's even a cute website with clips of the commercials, bios of the men at the table (which is what I went surfing to find), hundreds of additional man laws (displayed in faux sports ticker fashion), and a way for visitors to vote on pending laws as well as submit their own.

Needless to say, these ads are not without their detractors, as I discovered when my first web search (I wasn't even sure which beer did the commercials, despite having viewed them dozens of times.) led me to this blog entry. A sample:
In the marketing world, beer is synonymous with machismo and heteronormative sex. In the world of beer-swilling Manly Men, women and beer are consumables, and in all of the new Miller Lite ads, all Man Laws pertain to ownership of either beer, women, or both. The first ad cast the hypothetical ex-girlfriend as the ex-property of the best friend, even though the writers granted said girlfriend agency by letting her be the dumper. The second ad concerned the rules pertaining to beer possession and loss. The third ad of "You poke it, you own it" fame is obviously an allusion to both the ownership of beer and of women.

... The bottom line is that patriarchal culture has men buying and and selling women like slaves wherever they can get away with it. In most parts of the world this is really happening; female trafficking is a big dirty secret that much of the world doesn't want to acknowledge or talk about. Somewhere in the world right now some owned woman is being poked against her will without a condom. She will likely die of AIDS.
Similarly-disgusted female sentiments can be found here, and here. The "you poke it you own it" law seems to be the one that's really setting them off, since it's got some historical connection that I'm sure at least .001% of the TV viewers will grasp.
Of course, the beer company didn’t invent the phrase. In his influential 1789 treatise on private property, De droites du doigt (literally, "The Rights of the Finger") French philosopher and monarchist Joseph de Maistre declared "You poke it; you may kill it, or give it to your bootblack." Miller Lite, in an effort to strike a chord with its super-intellectual audience of civic-minded philosophy buffs, is clearly paying homage to one of the great authoritarian conservatives of the French Revolution.
I'm generally sympathetic to their sentiments, but um... are you guys (women) out of your mind? Spending this much intellectual effort critiquing the not-very-catchy catch phrase from a beer commercial? I can get behind using a dumb beer commerical as the starting point in a women's rights essay/blog entry, or at least an essay on men being humorously stupid (which is pretty much what all Miller and Bud commericals are about, being as their beer isn't good enough to compete on taste) but there's clearly some baggage being unloaded on a bunch of fairly innocent and clever commercials. "Poke it and own it" or not, these Man Laws commercials wouldn't even crack the top 50 most sexist beer commercials I've seen this decade. Overreactions to minor foolishness like this is what gives real assholes like Rush Limbaugh grist for their "feminazi" mills.

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Reminds me of the paper I did at uni on media audiences.

The lecturers were generally fairly sane, but some of the work we read and the tutors were just over the top, over-analysing things and coming up with their gloriously complex and detailed faberge philosophies that don't tell us anything practical and go nowhere.

Some of the stuff they covered was really good, and there was a reasonable section on violence/sex in the media which I really appreciated, but there was stuff that was just hard-core academic for the sake of being academic, but I guess its how those people make their money.

Funny thing is, I got an A on that paper, which after my first two essays (C-, B) and my journal (6/10) means I got at least 95% in the exam, which I am absolutely sure I didn't - I think a whole lot of people failed that class abysmally and I got scaled up. Pity I didn't get an A+ because then I would mathematically have to have gotten more than 100% in the exam.


 

Darling, if you weren't able to tell, Twisty's referencing the French Revolution in her essay was meant as a joke!

You're actually commenting on the beauty of bloggdom: We can fuss and rant for as long as we want about the minor things that tick us off about stupid beer commercials, saving academia the trouble of reading it.

For myself, my essay was not meant to become a feminist treatiste to be read by (literally) thousands of man-law advocates. Rather, the commercial served as a "trigger" for me that illuminated the unfortunate poke-and-own circumstances in my own life . . . and that of millions of other women in this world. So I wrote aobut it.

fun fun fun!


 

Perhaps you could explain how a couple of jokey paragraphs--on a blog with over 500 other posts and 15,000 comments--is "overreacting"?


 

first of all, the least you could do is try to explain why the commercial is clever/humorous in any way shape or form. was it satirical? novel? outrageous? or funny along homer simpson lines, "it's funny cuz it's true"? At least the critics stated why they found the commercial to be so annoying. you on the other hand just felt obliged merely to proclaim.

second...
while it may take you "much intellectual effort" to critique commercials and such, it's rather presumptious to think the same is true for others. for most of us thinking folks, social/cultural critique actually comes quite easily, part and parcel with the self-defense mechanisms required to live in a racist, homophobic and patriarchal society.

and finally...
let me get this straight... people who critique commercials on blogs have such an impact that they are deemed partially to blame for the likes of rush limbaugh coining one of the most disgusting terms in the American lexicon...(one you seemingly see fit to help perpetuate - a vile move on the part of someone who claims to be "sympathetic to the cause") but commercials that are seen by millions, night after night after night, reinforcing base and insipid views about gender are minor and trifling (yet require a passioned defense from blogging knights in armor like yourself)?

Maybe you're spot on. Maybe the country is indeed awash in an overabundance of critical thinking and just needs to kick back and enjoy its slow motion catastrophe...then again, maybe you've only helped to reinforce the critics' core arguments - that we live in a world where men are allowed to amuse themselves anyway they see fit and that anyone who dares disagree with it is attacked.

Isn't the whole "chill out, it's just a joke" argument just another way of telling people to "shut the fuck up"?

How about a truly righteous "man law" - If you defend beer commercials, you are a pathetic tool.

ha ha ha ... now that's clever and amusing.


 

But humor can't be explained, or rationalized. What some people find funny others will not, and vice versa. As HPS said, the last line in the "poke it own it" historical section is sarcastic, with the "clearly paying homage to one of the great authoritarian conservatives of the French Revolution." but the fact a blogger brought it up and explained it in conjunction with this issue, and that it was approvingly quoted in a post full of grad student-style sociological speak (who says "heteronormative" in real life?) gives the impression that it's a real issue.

(The anonymous commenter certainly seems to take it very seriously.)

I might add more but I'll do so in the original post, or make another one, so as not to put 5000 words in comments. Besides, Malaya's telling me not to get into any blog arguments, since we've got my novel and other things to contentrate on. And she's probably right.

Especially since I'd be arguing with people (women) who I basically agree with philosophically -- I just think you're way overreacting in this particular instance, and showing exactly the sort of overintellectualized shrill humorlessness your detractors so often criticize you for.


 

Beginning of author's comment:
But humor can't be explained, or rationalized. What some people find funny others will not, and vice versa.

End of author's same comment:
-- I just think you're way overreacting in this particular instance, and showing exactly the sort of overintellectualized shrill humorlessness your detractors so often criticize you for.

I spit beer in your eye of the beholder.


 

The mind boggles at your failure to grasp that Twisty's exposition of the "historical roots" of "you poke it you own it" was a JOKE. I mean, come on. Think about it:

Miller Lite in an effort to strike a chord with its super-intellectual audience of civic-minded philosophy buffs . . .

But you're right. It's the feminists who have no sense of humor.


 

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Sympathetic, are you? And what better way is there to express your sympathy for a cause than to nitpick a critique based on your inability to perceive its significance.

Surely, your energy reserved for issues of patriarchy couldn't be better spent on, oh, I dunno, say, calling men on their bullshit. Oh-ho no! Because if you were to, god fucking forbid, not weigh in on how women respond to patriarchy, why those uppity feminists might get to having opinions not sanctioned by males!

Thank god we have your giant cock to point the way for us.


 

I guess the author of this blog is unaware of the concept of satire. Sad really, especially for someone who uses the epithet "humorless" to describe other people.


 

Flux, I'm going to have to echo the sentiments of the posters above. How dare you state that you are sympathetic to a cause without agreeing with 100% of the opinions of 100% of the cause's adherents?!!!

Go castrate yourself, man-thing. (And have M supervise so you make sure you do it right!)


 

Flux, you are missing some big points, my friend.

Twisty Faster is not shrill. She is mean as hell, but the only reason you characterized her as shrill is that you knew, aforehand, that she is a woman who made sport of your sport.

Analyze and get back.

Now, let us turn the tables. It is impossible to do a pure sex reversal on the commercial in question because of the simple inequality of our positions in society due to sex. So let's get personal.

Miller fucking Bud Nastural has a new campaign to sell beer. This time it involves you, BlackChampagne. Two drunkasses engaging in a dialog about how if they poke the beer, they own the beer, just as if they poked you, Flux, they would own you.

That is the humorous subtext of the thing, right?

So, do you have any objection to people selling beer by way of reference to any of your orifices?

Of course not. You would doubtlessly not object if every fucking brewer on the planet ceased to make slanted reference to women's pussies and mouths and assholes and instead made sport of every penetrable hole you were born with. "Poke Flux once, you own him!" They don't say that, of course, it is assumed. Then they sell beer out your holes.

Twisty doesn't give a texas fuck whether or not you care if Milwaukee is selling beer on the merits of your asshole. She does care if women are being trivialized. She writes for an audience of women, makes fun of men at every opportunity, and is a noble warrior, possessed of skill neither of us will ever heft.

What amazes me is your willingness to defend one lampoon, the beer commercial, against the Twampoon. Go back and read her and then watch the commercial again. Yeah, it's funny. Twisty is funnier.


 

Honestly, it never occurred to me that there was any kind of sub-text whatsoever in the "you poke it, you own it" commercial" until I read this blog. These silly commercials are just that, silly and humorous, and certainly should not be taken any further than face value.

For the woman (or man, I was just assuming!) who saw an implied message in subtext . . . I really do feel you on all the issues women face that you referenced and those issues really ARE serious . . . But to see this commercial as promulgating misogyny, . . . I dunno, kinda makes you like the Al Sharpton of feminism in my eyes.

I happen to be one of the guys that really does care about women's issues and I am concerned that a lot of men really have warped attitudes about the role of women in their world.

But as much as I take issue with black people seeing racism around every doggone corner when it really may not be there (and I'm speaking as a black man) I also take issue with people who find sexism where sexism doesn't exist. Why don't we save our energies for real battles, and maybe win over some people with real arguments about real issues, and not make those who hadn't yet formed an opinion just roll their eyes and go "Here they go again!" when we pop off so frequently about petty stuff?

In my humble opinion, there is too much angst between the sexes, and we'd do well not to alienate each other as much as we have in the last 40 years or so. Women have legitimate gripes that date back to the founding of the country, And the feminist movement for empowerment and equality was long overdue when it finally arrived in the 50's and 60's. But nowadays The pendulum has swung too much to the other side, and men in general are indeed being vilified, ridiculed, and marginalized even with the help of well-meaning but misguided legislators. But I'm starting to ramble now . . . I just wanna get along with you. ALL of you. And there's more like me than many of you care to acknowledge.



To give you an idea of my attitudes about some serious issues here is a post of mine from another venue;

A lot has been said about how to prevent rape. Women should learn self-defense. Women should lock themselves in their houses after dark. Women shouldn't have long hair and women shouldn't wear short skirts. Women shouldn't leave drinks unattended. F*ck, they shouldn't dare to get drunk at all.

Instead of that bullshit, how about:

If a woman is drunk, don't rape her.
If a woman is walking alone at night, don't rape her.
If a women is drugged and unconscious, don't rape her.
If a woman is wearing a short skirt, don't rape her.
If a woman is jogging in a park at 5 am, don't rape her.
If a woman looks like your ex-girlfriend you're still hung up on, don't rape her.
If a woman is asleep in her bed, don't rape her.
If a woman is asleep in your bed, don't rape her.
If a woman is doing her laundry, don't rape her.
If a woman is in a coma, don't rape her.
If a woman changes her mind in the middle of or about a particular activity, don't rape her.
If a woman has repeatedly refused a certain activity, don't rape her.
If a woman is not yet a woman, but a child, don't rape her.
If your girlfriend or wife is not in the mood, don't rape her.
If your step-daughter is watching tv, don't rape her.
If you break into a house and find a woman there, don't rape her.
If your friend thinks it's okay to rape someone, tell him it's not, and that he's not your friend.
If your "friend" tells you he raped someone, report him to the police.
If your frat-brother or another guy at the party tells you there's an unconscious woman upstairs and it's your turn, don't rape her, call the police and tell the guy he's a rapist.

Tell your sons, god-sons, nephews, grandsons, sons of friends it's not okay to rape someone.

Don't tell your women friends how to be safe and avoid rape.
Don't imply that she could have avoided it if she'd only done/not done x.
Don't imply that it's in any way her fault.
Don't let silence imply agreement when someone tells you he "got some" with the drunk girl.
Don't perpetuate a culture that tells you that you have no control over or responsibility for your actions.

You can, too, help yourself.
If you agree, repost it. It's that important

(moonfunk's note: It's about time somebody said this the way it needs to be said. Guys, if you've ever had a friend or a sister who's been raped, you'll think twice about looking at this glibly.)


 

This is actually a very good response to accusation of feminist "pettiness"

http://limedforthetruth.com/?p=53

And moonfunk: I'm hearing you. However, it's a mistake to presume we're NOT attending to more serious matters, just because we chose to vent in our PERSONAL DIARIES after watching a misogynist beer commercial(in addition to other things, I'm a certified sexual violence counselor).


 

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