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BlackChampagne -- no longer new; improvement also in question.: Things of the Day: Monday Edition



Monday, June 27, 2005  

Things of the Day: Monday Edition


Quote of the Day: (QotD Archives)
"If a man empties his purse into his head, no man can take it away from him. An investment in knowledge always pays the best interest."
--Benjamin Franklin

Soul-Devouring Worry:
Dying roots.

Answer of the Day:
Because bite-sized is usually a lie.

Curse of the Day:
May your girlfriend sport better bruises than you do.

Books Lying Open:
Clash of Kings, by George R. R. Martin

Movies to-see list:
Howl's Magic Castle, now playing (Waiting for the DVD.)
Land of the Dead, now playing (Apparently not.)
War of the Worlds, June 29th (Yes, despite Tom Cruise.)
Fantastic Four, July 8th (Definitely.)
Batman Begins
Mr. & Mrs. Smith



Phrase of the Moment -- PotM Archive

--Phrase: "Is this movie ever not on?

--Usage: When flipping channels and seeing a movie that always seems to be on.

--Origin: I'm not sure who started it, but Malaya and me have been saying it for months, whenever one of us is channel surfing and hits one of those low brow action films that seems to be on at least five times a day between USA, AMC, TNT, Spike TV, and various other redundant cable networks.

--Notes: We've developed this into a science over time, but the best application yet came in late June 2005, when I was cutting up salad in the kitchen and Malaya was channel surfing. She issued the usual, "Is this ever not on?" cry, and I guessed, Commando? first, and when she said no I tried Gladiator and she burst into laughter. Other popular choices are Silence of the Lambs, Pulp Fiction (pointless when bleeped for TV), The Godfather I & II, Predator, etc. The odd part is what a grab bag of films they are, ranging from masterpieces to complete junk along the lines of Swayze's immortal Road House. I figure it's just what the networks could buy the rights to cheapest, since they know we idiots will watch any damn thing they put on the teevee, but maybe that's why I'm not a genius network program director. -- June 26, 2005

Extra: I added the PotM here since, predictably enough, the minute I started writing this neither Malaya or I could think of half the movies that are never not on. If you've got any suggestions or reminders, stick them into the comments. Malaya just remembered that The Matrix (just 1, never 2 or 3) is never not on, so there's one.
Comments:

The movies they pick never fail to confuse me. Why is it always the laughable Commando, when there are so many other nominally-better Arnie movies to choose from? Terminator 1 or 2, Total Recall, Eraser, True Lies, etc. It's not like any of them are less than a decade old, at this point. Maybe the parent companies of the various networks own some titles and not others, or have longer leases on some than others.

Also, why are some on like 10 times in a week, and then not again for months? Spike is right now in the middle of their second straight showing of Silence of the Lambs. Seriously, I was reminded of this phrase a couple of hours ago when Clarice was talking to Mr. Bimmel at his pigeon coop, and I just looked over to see her walking into the asylum and talking to Dr. Chilton. On the same channel!

I also wonder how this sort of thing affects DVD sales. If the film is on cable every day, do people never buy the DVD? Or do people see it, remember that they like it, and want the uncensored, commercial free viewing option?

The saddest thing is we own like half of the movies they overplay like this on DVD, and yet we often end up leaving the TV on with the movie on it, even though the censoring for TV and commercial breaks pretty well ruin it. Same reason people eat at McD's even though they could make a burger cheaper and better at home, any time they wanted to?


 

Cheaper? Yes.

Better? Yes (well, debateable).

Easier? No.


 

James Bond movies. Forgot those; but you can usually find at least one on at any time of the day or night, and I'm not even including the glut of pay movie channels on digital cable. My dad's got Showtime 1-8 or something like that; God only knows how many times the same tired films are on them.


 

Die Hard 2


 

I haven't flipped through the channels much lately, but I do seem to remember that Pretty in Pink, Sixteen Candles and even The Shawshank Redemption are usually on anytime you have the urge to watch them.


 

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